JONZE! u rule baby! please forgive me for forgetting you.


the only guys that really stick out are all my druggy boyz from the crackhead alliance and guys that PM me w/ tunes!!!



listen u all rock...if i forgot u, just bring it to my attention, and i'll write you a poem.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

well...don't i feel honored to be appreciated by the COR ladies...


of course there is ONE thing you guys can do to show me that appreciation...































spend an afternoon baking cookies with me

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Originally posted by jonze234 damn, i didnt even make the second cut of guys that rock.

I'm afraid I won't even make the fifth cut, simply because she doesn't even know I excist!

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insignificant cor member alliance

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Originally posted by Cloudburst haha, the orbax clone is confusing!

I'm actually confusing myself sometimes too

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Goals.... I love how everything becomes a mission while on meth. ME - "I need a smoke" Buddy - "then go have one" Me - "it isn't that simple.... my smokes are in my coat and it's in the laundry room" Buddy - "what are you going to do?" Me - "not sure yet... we need a plan!" Buddy - "Give me a pen, we need to map out a route"

the best part about that weekend was on day 4 when i was home in bed in a coma from the xanax i popped, and then someone violently pounds on the door and i go to get it and it's our buddy mike (still going strong).


U GUYS OH MY FuCKING GOD, TRACY IS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF BY THE CHURCH UP THE STREET! U GOTTA COME HELP Me, he's fuckin losin it.


i'm like, jesus christ here we go..

drive to the church to find our buddy tracy kissing the floor plugging his ears talking to "god" and screaming at us for trying to get close and talk to him. he called me the devil.

yea he ended up in the ER room and flew out the next day and hasn't spoken to any of us since..

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Cloudburst I'm afraid I won't even make the fifth cut, simply because she doesn't even know I excist!

I nominate you !

ONLY if you teach me one new thing today. I haven't got my 5 in.

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Originally posted by Slylee listen u all rock...if i forgot u, just bring it to my attention, and i'll write you a poem.

no no no...allow me to honor you with these sweet words:

(ps its a haiku...aren't i clever)


ODE TO JAMIE


bitch like white powder
sitting on glass eagerly
that bump was the shit

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Originally posted by Estella I nominate you ! I haven't got my 5 in.

the best way to get your daily dose of 5 inches is probably to sleep with me











wait



i mean 10 inches...

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Originally posted by Slylee the best part about that weekend was on day 4 when i was home in bed in a coma from the xanax i popped, and then someone violently pounds on the door and i go to get it and it's our buddy mike (still going strong). U GUYS OH MY FuCKING GOD, TRACY IS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF BY THE CHURCH UP THE STREET! U GOTTA COME HELP Me, he's fuckin losin it. i'm like, jesus christ here we go.. drive to the church to find our buddy tracy kissing the floor plugging his ears talking to "god" and screaming at us for trying to get close and talk to him. he called me the devil. yea he ended up in the ER room and flew out the next day and hasn't spoken to any of us since..

You have to hate that.... bastards that can't handle their high so they freak out and ruin everyone else's time. I had a buddy like that back in highschool. Every time we did acid he would freak out and I'd have to calm him down. Eventually I just got tired of it and let him deal with a bad trip alone.... He ran out of his own house and down the street screaming at the top of his lungs... he thought Falcore (the dog faced flying dragon thing from The Never Ending Story) was chasing him. I found him in a park a few blocks away the next day sleeping under some bleachers. He never did acid again.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

cloudburst, a burst of clouds on a sunny day
when the sun don't shine keep him in mind
he's the reason for rainy day sex
and spring time pregnancies from your ex
i save all my good tunes for cloudy days
i love you cloudburst let me count the ways!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone