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Originally posted by Mr. Pink otherwise- it's just some ok chick and a pussy staring right at me.

The pink eye...

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Originally posted by apostrophe The pink eye...

LMAO!

holy shit, thats a scary image

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink LMAO! holy shit, thats a scary image

True that. True that.



Now here's a scarier one.


The pink eye, crying pink.

I cum a lot....

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Originally posted by apostrophe True that. True that. Now here's a scarier one. The pink eye, crying pink.

[thread hijack]

one time back in highschool we were all in gym class, going to the pool, whateva.

after the class everyone goes to change clothes and head back to the lockers. I have no idea how it happened, but i bumped into one of the lockers and it was open.

Something fell out of the locker and me and my friends look down to see some panties.

so we're all like "OH YEAH!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!"
and they were white.

so one of my pals picks it up and then we hear "EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"
and he throws it away.

So we're like "wtf!"
and he yells "there was yellow goo on the panties!!!!!!!"

oh man....... it was the nastiest thing EVAR!!!

[/thread hijack]

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink [thread hijack] one time back in highschool we were all in gym class, going to the pool, whateva. after the class everyone goes to change clothes and head back to the lockers. I have no idea how it happened, but i bumped into one of the lockers and it was open. Something fell out of the locker and me and my friends look down to see some panties. so we're all like "OH YEAH!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!" and they were white. so one of my pals picks it up and then we hear "EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!" and he throws it away. So we're like "wtf!" and he yells "there was yellow goo on the panties!!!!!!!" oh man....... it was the nastiest thing EVAR!!! [/thread hijack]

yellow goo

some girls need to learn how to douche.

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Originally posted by apostrophe yellow goo some girls need to learn how to douche.

You know, this topic was pointless.

cuz.......the only thing we got out of this was the notion that:

1) yes, girls can fake orgasm really well

and

2) Miss Bliss cums a lot

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink You know, this topic was pointless. cuz.......the only thing we got out of this was the notion that: 1) yes, girls can fake orgasm really well and 2) Miss Bliss cums a lot

You've got to understand though, that this thread was in fact truely useful.

#1 - A pretty damn important life lesson (for those who haven't already learned it...i'm guessing there are a few here who haven't, this is teh intraweb isn't it?)

#2 - Good info if one of the c0r wh0res ever winds up with Miss Bliss

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Originally posted by apostrophe You've got to understand though, that this thread was in fact truely useful. #1 - A pretty damn important life lesson (for those who haven't already learned it...) #2 - Good info if one of the c0r wh0res ever wind up with Miss Bliss

lmao!@#2


trU trU

how could I have overlooked that?!

So i guess we can assume this thread was useful for

1) those who did not know a female can fake orgasm

and

2) Miss Bliss is every man's ideal woman

grant it- she must be total hotness, but we'll just assume she is

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss I cum a lot....

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Originally posted by kfergs

My thoughts EXACTLY

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Originally posted by kfergs

hahah




oh yea and i just remembered something cool...

a few moths ago, my boyfriend (at the time) was fingering me and performing oral at the same time...now i've always enjoyed it, but it's really hard to make me cum from oral...anyway long story short, i had a really intense orgasm from the fingering action (my first orgasm from finger sex) and he said that when i was cuming, my vaginal walls like clammed up really tight around his fingers...so hard that he couldn't pull them out. hahaha

it was funny, i can only imagine what it felt like...so i guess when a girl cums, the muscles inside contract throughout the orgasm and then the vaginal walls secret "cum", but every girl is different. it's usually just "ooze" like some of you are describing. i think it's rare for a girl to be able to actually shoot out cum. you only see that stuff in weird pornos...

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone