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Originally posted by DJ Celica is it dead? or still alive?? fack!! i dont wanna touch it!! where on earth did it come from??? how did i miss something THAT BIG??

d00d RUNNNN!!!

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MOTHER FUCKING EARWIG ON MY GOD DAMNED BEDPOST


JESUS FUCK

Alright. This has gone too far. It's like a plague of fucking locusts.

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Originally posted by k@tie oh no...i don't have any!!! lol now what should I do??? well it's not a laptop, so no. but it is fairly close to my bed!!

Whoops.

I'd be worried.

Veeeeeeeeeeeeerry worried.

LOL I'm sorry guys, I understand your freaking-out-ish-ness, really I do, cuz I hate bugs and stuff, but I just crack up every time I read this. I'm not laughing at you, I swear, but it's so goshdarn funny... I know, I know, karma will kill me later with like, a house FULL of them... actually, I found a dead one down in my laundry room, but that's it so far... ick.

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"Words are for those with promises to keep." -- W.H. Auden, Their Lonely Betters
"Ideology signifies the imaginary ways in which men experience the real world." -- Terry Eagleton (critic)

ooooh in your bedroom eh.... just imagine how many crawl into your mouth while you sleep...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... muahahahahahaa ew...

I pulled my toothbrush out of its holder the other day and there was an earwig on the bottom of it... I killed that bastard GOOD.

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Originally posted by Tygon ... I killed that bastard GOOD.

I didn't know there was a BAD way to do it, tim. :P

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"Words are for those with promises to keep." -- W.H. Auden, Their Lonely Betters
"Ideology signifies the imaginary ways in which men experience the real world." -- Terry Eagleton (critic)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Alicia I know exactly what you mean when you say this thread cracks you up. I laugh everytime I read through it.

And Aaron, what the fuck was that? It looked like a goddam scorpion.



I have no earwigs, and my apartment is in the basement of a house..........SUCKERS!

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You told me to look much farther. You told me to walk much more. You told me that music matters.

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Originally posted by Irishaddict AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Alicia I know exactly what you mean when you say this thread cracks you up. I laugh everytime I read through it. And Aaron, what the fuck was that? It looked like a goddam scorpion. I have no earwigs, and my apartment is in the basement of a house..........SUCKERS!

to be completely honest, i dont really want to know!

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Originally posted by DJ Celica to be completely honest, i dont really want to know!

Put it in the microwave.

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You told me to look much farther. You told me to walk much more. You told me that music matters.

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Originally posted by Irishaddict I have no earwigs, and my apartment is in the basement of a house..........SUCKERS!

jsut u wait...summer aint over yet

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Originally posted by El Kay Dee jsut u wait...summer aint over yet

To be brutally honest, I've had 2 centipedes this summer . I'd rather have earwigs - centipedes are GROSS and not to mention FAST little buggers.

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You told me to look much farther. You told me to walk much more. You told me that music matters.