George: "elaine, do women know about shrinkage?"

Elaine: "what? like laundry?"

Jerry: "no...you know like when a man...and its cold..."

Elaine: ".....it shrinks?"

George: "like a frightened turtle"

Last edited by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2005 at 20:14

George = Best Sitcom Character Ever.

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JERRY: Hey, why don't cha ask Susan?

ELAINE: George's Susan?

JERRY: Yeah.

ELAINE: Yeah. Why not Susan. I should be friends with Susan. (smacks
her forehead with hand) Of course! Susan! Oh! OK, I�ll see you
guys. Huh. (rushes out the door.)

KRAMER: That's gunna be trouble.

JERRY: Why?

KRAMER: Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's
sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's
collide. You know what happens then?

(Kramer raises his hands into the air and slowly brings them together in
an explosion. He's holding some food in one hand, so when his hands
come into contact food flies all over)

KRAMER: Ka shha shha shha Pkooo (exploding sound)

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Originally posted by Floorfiller George: "like a frightened turtle"

actually, that's jerry saying it

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Originally posted by eRRaTiK The Pool Guy

isnt that the episode where they introduce "independent george"?

"the sea was angery that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at the deli"

In Jerry's apartment. Jerry's singing the wheels on the bus, and Kramers looking out the window singing the women across the street has nothing on nothing on nothing on lol

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Don't foget Bob Sacamono

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Originally posted by Akridrot Don't foget Bob Sacamono

the official akridrot get ur emo ass out of the chillout room response

Hahaha, What the




































EAT MY ASS, IT'S SWEATY.

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