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Originally posted by enferno however, you forgot einsteins theory of realitivity and spacetime. objects with great mass create rippples int he spacetime continuium, thusly, if you cock is made of t3h depleted uranium, uranus can expund teh poop whilst taking it up teh poopar at the same time, hence blackholes and steven hawking. things to consider: goatse, bill gates hair cut, eggplant, speaker wire

The amount of time it take to do a shit is relative to the space the poop inhabits. thus bill gates is a tosser, thus steven hawkings will just stop. & time will stop. the world will get thrown into chaos & implode & god will get a belly ache & think he is constipated & then he will realize that he doesnt even exist. god is such a loser tryhard wannabe. Get a job you bum!!

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