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Re: My friend are all whipped!
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Furious
This is soooo frustrating.
They flake out on plans with the excuse "I forgot"
They talk on and on about how in love they are.
When you ask them to come out they say emasculating things like "I have to see if it's ok"
I have two good friends named Chris, who both happen to be good friends as well. One Chris is dating this girl named Lindsay, who is 18 (he's 25). If that's not bad enough, we all hate her because she's immature, but he claims he's in love with her....So one day, one chris calls te other Chris, and asks "what are you doing? he replies "I'm with the most beautiful girl in the world (his girlfriend was next to him)", and he responds with "Oh, you're with Lindsay too?"
UGH! Where's the vomiting emoticon?
I'm at this point in my life where I have absolutely no desire to get into a relationship, and i'm greedy, so I wish all my friends were single too.
This is why i always say that friends are disposable. You always have to have someone around to take his place.
....And whoever says that relationships shouldn't change a friendship is completely full of shit and obviously lying to himself.
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So I guess Im chopped liver then you wank!
I guess I should cancel our plans for Sunday, go find a lady and get whipped 
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