im the first to admit im a big gay fvcking girly poof when it comes to spiders. the fvckers scare the absolute shit outta me.

theyre just natures perfect beasts. they can climb & hide everwhere. they love to bite. many are poisonous as fuck. they look fvcking EVIL. they lurk. they put webs around just so youll run into them and shit your pants whilst flailing around like a spastic.

if theres one close by and i have something dangerous in my hands (like a steering wheel, haha) get the fuck outta the way coz i aint paying attention to anything til that evil lil lurking fvcker tastes some serious poison or shoe.

did i mention they look fvcking EVIL?



that shit about them being more afraid of you than you are of it is total bullshit in my case. if the lil bastard was so scared of me what the fuck is it doing in my bedroom???

eeek.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN im the first to admit im a big gay fvcking girly poof.

fixed, imo.

+1

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any fvcking game with spiders in it freaks me out (and its not like i limp wrist out of it and play on easy ghostface )

erratik, you said that if i let you cuddle me it wouldnt make me gay

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why are you scared of huntsman specifically?
i just read the fact sheet on em, don't seem harmful to humans

link

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having a cock in my arse might not kill me either, it dont mean i wouldnt find it quite unpleasant

no, not huntsman in particular. all of them! fvcking look at them. theyre evil fvcking killing machines.

and that pic i posted aint no huntsman dude. look up "funnel web" and check their stats. bite thru your thumb nail they can, strongest fang/jaw out of the spiders (i think). and as poisonous as your mother-in-law. if spiders had ranks, that fvcker would at least be a captain

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Originally posted by Psy-T why are you scared of huntsman specifically? i just read the fact sheet on em, don't seem harmful to humans

COZ THEY R FUCKING SCARY MOTHER******S
nuff said

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Originally posted by Psy-T why are you scared of huntsman specifically? i just read the fact sheet on em, don't seem harmful to humans link

They move quickly when startled, are frigging huge and eat their own kind. Like Raistlin said... un-natural.

But yes, funnel webs are evil cnuts too. They actually jump at you and will quite happily charge you if in the mood. None of this scared of humans shit.

Oh.. and another thing... Apparently our crocodiles are starting to stalk humans now. A couple of decades of being protected species has made them cocky.

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence danish blonds

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Originally posted by narcism worst thing about living in australia happened to me when driving my mum to her hospital appointment, was sunny so i went to put the sunvisor down and looking right at me a mother fucking huntsman i let out a scream and slamed it shut and held it shut til we got to the hospital i jumped out as it was crawling down the windscreen and an old man walked past and mum asked him to help us get it out and his response "no im scared of spiders aswell" we got it out but im to scared to get back in my car now

sorry but LOL

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN if theres one close by and i have something dangerous in my hands (like a steering wheel, haha)

hahahaha wtf?

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if the lil bastard was so scared of me what the fuck is it doing in my bedroom???

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Originally posted by kelsta ^ one thing that drives me mental about uni students, they will protest for the sake of protesting If Australia is that bad to you, go somewhere else

It's same in Canada. If you have a hint of supporting anything American/conservative/military, they raise holy hell and put a jihad on you or something.

Ok. More bad things about australia. I had 2 friends go over there for vacation and everything they said was pretty much good. Of course, they didn't go to Northern Territory or anything.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by narcism chrissi did u try vegemite

yeah, are you a happy lil vegemite, Joltzie?

*chuckles

At first I was like "ick-ie-ick ick" but then, maybe by my second week, I liked it okay cuz really, that's all we had to eat sometimes. You know what's good? I forget what they are called. Cheesimite Scrolls?

Do you eat them? Yes, those I like.

And hey, I had one of those sick spiders on my backpack. Which of course I couldn't get off cuz I was in a freakin panic cuz of that monster. Haha, I was hoarse for like 2 days afterwards. I'll spare you the details but you can imagine!

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence yeah, are you a happy lil vegemite, Joltzie? *chuckles At first I was like "ick-ie-ick ick" but then, maybe by my second week, I liked it okay cuz really, that's all we had to eat sometimes. You know what's good? I forget what they are called. Cheesimite Scrolls? Do you eat them? Yes, those I like.

chrissi we can be friends now seeing u like vegemite