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Originally posted by emc^2 Well, don't swallow then - spit it out... Oh, sorry - occupational habit, eh?

I see your bet and raise you a Big L quote:

Fuckin punk, you ain't a leader, what? Nobody followed you.
You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you.

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Originally posted by jennypie I see your bet and raise you a Big L quote: Fuckin punk, you ain't a leader, what? Nobody followed you. You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you.

Yes, moma jokes - not even your own ones! well, I'm glad I got you reaching for other people's words to insult me - it is invigorating to know that you're at loss of words to even have enough wit to offend me by your own means.


Oh, before I retire for the day: Jennypie - do you let all your "customers" creampie you or do I have to pay extra?

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 Yes, moma jokes - not even your own ones! well, I'm glad I got you reaching for other people's words to insult me - it is invigorating to know that you're at loss of words to even have enough wit to offend me by your own means.

And it's invogorating me to know that you're taking all of this so seriously.

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Originally posted by emc^2 Oh, before I retire for the day: Jennypie - do you let all your "customers" creampie you or do I have to pay extra?

Yes, it costs extra. Gotta afford that crack habit somehow!

Wing wong woo
Ling long lay
Emc^2 seems really gay
While he laughs at a clown
With an upside-down frown
No homosexual experiences today


I saiiiid a...


E equals em cee squared
Is reading and writing impaired
When he picks up a book
He gives it a look
And runs away crying and scared

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by UWM Thank you everyone for the love, it appears my efforts have paid off

I ♥ ya!

& Rob rox
cuz he is a cracky star
& he doesn't like carl cox

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you still rock Rob!

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RIP my very dear friend...you have no idea how much you're missed <3

In memory of DarkAngel 1976 - 2009

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Originally posted by Aiwendil Wing wong woo Ling long lay Emc^2 seems really gay While he laughs at a clown With an upside-down frown No homosexual experiences today

That's a cool semi-haiku

dude, you are by far the goofiest personality in this circus. You must be the lead assclown in these here forums.


Ok, it looks to me that you've been feeling rather jealous for not having a rhyme dedicated to you, so here goes:

There once was Aiwendil young lass
who had a strange penchant for a$$
He'd sit in $hitpit
And watch people sh1t
All while licking his fingers, no less!

Aiwendil is one happy guy
He likes having facial creampie
He goes to truckstops
In search of some c0cks
Where (um is in plenty supply

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 There once was Aiwendil young lass who had a strange penchant for a$$ He'd sit in $hitpit And watch people sh1t All while licking his fingers, no less! Aiwendil is one happy guy He likes having facial creampie He goes to truckstops In search of some c0cks Where (um is in plenty supply

All I can tell from your poems is that you need a new rhyme scheme.


edit: and you obviously don't know what a haiku is either.

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Originally posted by jennypie All I can tell from your poems is that you need a new rhyme scheme. edit: and you obviously don't know what a haiku is either.

...that's right!!! hurt me, you b1tch! hurt me!

LOL

P.S. You obviously don't know what "limerick" is.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 That's a cool semi-haiku dude, you are by far the goofiest personality in this circus. You must be the lead assclown in these here forums. Ok, it looks to me that you've been feeling rather jealous for not having a rhyme dedicated to you, so here goes: There once was Aiwendil young lass who had a strange penchant for a$$ He'd sit in $hitpit And watch people sh1t All while licking his fingers, no less! Aiwendil is one happy guy He likes having facial creampie He goes to truckstops In search of some c0cks Where (um is in plenty supply

I'm going to smack your face
With my dick, which I use as a mace
I won't make it hurt
If you take off your shirt
Then bend over and take it with grace

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by emc^2 P.S. You obviously don't know what "limerick" is.

Yeah, and that's the only rhyme scheme you seem to know. Duhhhhhhh.