Curse Curse more curse and finally if you call my house again I will chop off each and every one of your fingers and feed them to my dog as sausage treats and make you watch him eat them.

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im not sure. i can be kind of a prick to people i dont like but one particular thing stands out, even though i didnt say anything.

this kid i was friends with and I were at six flags and we just got off this rollercoaster and our conversation made a turn and we started talking about this kid we were friends with at the time. this kid (one we were talking about) listened to a lot of hip hop and talked black, although he was by no means a wigger.. just... confused.

anyway we were talkin shit about him because good friends do that, and we got in line to buy some soda and my friend impersonated something doug (the not really wigger) would say. he said, "shit nigga!" kinda loud and oddly enough we were right behind two african american women in line. we didnt even notice but they turned around and gave us the dirtiest look in the world and were like... assholes.

then we got soda and it was good

pr0 I did something similar to my girlfriend (more than once lol), her mom passed away as well. I felt like a total ass

Anyway, there was this bitch totally fucking up my friends life. Like totally and completely, he was missing work, fucking up in school all over this drama caused by some bitch he just met. So basically I emailed her this long LONG letter explaing how much I hated her, why she's a horrible person, and that she ruined his life. I told her that I knew she was trouble from the first day he introduced her, that she's ugly and a whore and unfit to raise a child. She thought she was pregnant with my friends baby, and was actually just going tell her ex-boyfriend/boyfriend (on-again off-again) that it was his. Anyway after I sent the email I guess she called my friend and started crying.

Whatever I stand by what I said and I don't take it back, if I ever see her again in person i'll be sure to say the same thing. Fucking whore! Oh I also made fun of her teeth. That was fun, she had a slight gap and I said "who threw a brick through your teeth" and "looks like you brushed your teeth with grenades".

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Originally posted by dj_bas "looks like you brushed your teeth with grenades".

damn I would hate to piss some of you off.



I can't be mean, I always end up feeling bad.

I'm a pussy

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RIP my very dear friend...you have no idea how much you're missed <3

In memory of DarkAngel 1976 - 2009

hahahah nice one bas

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

Ummm... I guess I have the same story as Marc Summers in HS...

Some disgusting ugly, fatty with acne and pimples all over her face, like me, and she got her friend to tell me that soo...

Scene: *Just coming out of my classroom as girl approaches, ugly fat whale stands about 3-4 ft. away from us*

Her friend> She likes you.

Vlad> What?

Her friend> Yea, she likes you.

Vlad> Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha, not a chance in hell. *looks at fatty with a look of pity*

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

People used to make fun of me in school.

It hurt. Some people can be so cruel.

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RIP my very dear friend...you have no idea how much you're missed <3

In memory of DarkAngel 1976 - 2009

I told an experienced piano playing friend his music sounds like John Tesh. He didn't appreciate that drunken comment.

the previous weekend, I got into a fight with my dad. for a stupid thing. I needed something, and didn't put it back in the right place (but I needed that thing later on again) so he told me: "Im' not your maid!"
I replied: "then stop acting like one!"

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

well this isnt that bad but i cant think of anything else at the moment.

i was in my business lecture (about 200 people) and i let out a big yawn and it was loud..

the teacher stoped and looked at me and said. "am i keeping you up?"

and i was caught off guard and i just said "YES" and everyone in the lecture turned aroud to look at me. and i just smiled

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Originally posted by FallingMoon People used to make fun of me in school. It hurt. Some people can be so cruel.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!