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Originally posted by Coup ok, firstly this topic isnt going to be the nicest so if u wish to complain about the vulgarity of this thread, don't, go phone up ur isp and comaplain to them instead about something else. i was around my mates house and went to the toilet, and had a shit, and i went to wipe my arse and to my "oh shit" tone of voice there was no toilet paper, im sure i aint the only one to expirence this, so just wondered what others have done? i was looking for paper or alternatives, moving my head more times a second that a pigeon, and then realised that there was nowt, but then found some baby wipes so i was ok that time, i had a backup plan which is very foul but ill let u use ur imagination about that so just wondered what others have done in this situation? (ps-yes i no this is a foul topic, but its all for fun, so dont reply with some shitty () comment plz.

Wipe?

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Originally posted by Juricimo hehe my friend (well ex friend) has to stop at a gas station and lets just say he "let go" before he was able to sit down.......easy to say he was "hanging loose" the rest of the trip home, while i had a good laugh for hours yeah worst case scenario, wipe with boxers and throw them away.... >JM<

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Originally posted by j_spot I must ask, why has nobody commented on the pics I posted?

maybe they all got a stiffy and didn't want to say anything?

take a shower....

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Originally posted by Coup i had a backup plan which is very foul but ill let u use ur imagination about that

you wiped your arse on a towel?

your scraped the excess shit out with your hand?

you scratched it off by rubbing your arse hole repeatedly on the corner of a table?

you polished up your bum with one of those back scrubber things?

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A good friend of mine made a 2 week trip to northern India and he came back with some good toilet stories.
In Northern India, you go take a shit and there is no toilet paper, no toilet paper roll, no kind of paper at all. There is just a small container with water on the left side of the stall. Use your left hand dip it in the water, wipe your ass, then wash your hands again in the sink. No one there will EVER shake anyone's left hand, it's considered poor etiquette.

With "regular" toilets, if you see there's no toilet paper in the bathroom, look for cologne. Don't wipe, once you stand up your ass cheeks will unite and squeeze together, trapping all of the filth in between. Spray some cologne on your ass for good measure. Try not to sit down too much until you get home, it's a weird feeling if you do, and you don't want to mix it all up more than it already is. Once you get home, head to the shower.

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Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams With "regular" toilets, if you see there's no toilet paper in the bathroom, look for cologne. Don't wipe, once you stand up your ass cheeks will unite and squeeze together, trapping all of the filth in between. Spray some cologne on your ass for good measure. Try not to sit down too much until you get home, it's a weird feeling if you do, and you don't want to mix it all up more than it already is. Once you get home, head to the shower. Words of wisdom young grasshopper. ID

It sounds like you are speaking from experience...

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Originally posted by Spellbound I've got one thing to say... "Be a man, use your hand" -rock the kazba

yeah let me picture all of you guys using ur hands... hahahahahahaahhahaha

disgustinggggggggggg heheheheheh
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women would be too poilte to use their hands but as they have an abundence of tissues shoved in 1001 places their ok anyway, lol, guess the sock is one of the better alternatives in this situation, and that one about leave it and spray smelly on it, ewwww! haha!