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Originally posted by d!abolic I kid you fucking not. My gf and i pulled into the parking lot of the Park Lawn & Queensway Sobeys at about 3AM on Fri night. To our astonishment, we saw someone pissing on a black cab that was parked in the middle of the parking lot. When the person spotted us, he quickly zipped up his pants and briskly walked into the store. We saw him looking at us when we walked in, and it turned out to be an elderly (mid to late 50's) employee in glasses. I looked for a cabbie in the store, but it was absolutely devoid of clients, so i figured the car must have been abandoned or something. We forgot all about the incident until the next day, we saw that the passenger side of my 350Z got keyed and pissed all over! It blew my mind. The bastard must have went back out again when we went into the store, and did to our car the same thing he did to the cab! What the fuck? I want the store to pay for repainting my passenger door! Should i call the cops? I went back to the store the day after, but didn't see the guy there. The manager was a part-time, and told me to come back and see the main manager in the daytime.

I believe every freaking word of this! And too all you dickheads trying to poke fun at him for this... it could happen to you... hell it happened to me... not by a sobeys employee, but my ex-GF's mother... and instead of peeing she covered it in luncheon meats... but i got keyed too... kinda wish she wouldda pee'ed on it... it wouldda been less damage... $3600 worth of damage to my old caddy

and as my mother would say... if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all

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Originally posted by newr I believe every freaking word of this! And too all you dickheads trying to poke fun at him for this... it could happen to you... hell it happened to me... not by a sobeys employee, but my ex-GF's mother... and instead of peeing she covered it in luncheon meats... but i got keyed too... kinda wish she wouldda pee'ed on it... it wouldda been less damage... $3600 worth of damage to my old caddy and as my mother would say... if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all

did you make a caddy sammy?

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Originally posted by TO guy did you make a caddy sammy?

it was open faced... and needed some mustard

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Originally posted by newr hell it happened to me... not by a sobeys employee, but my ex-GF's mother... and instead of peeing she covered it in luncheon meats...

OMG I just died when I read that. Did she bring buns too?

Dahum, that's funny. Sorry for laughing at your expense.

I mourn both of your damages, but I can't get that picture of a car with bologna all over it out of my head.

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Originally posted by newr it was open faced... and needed some mustard

Yeah, you can't have a good sammy with mustard.

im a sobeys soldier


"Ready to Serve"


hahah

I would definatly suggest going back when the day manager is working to find out who the guy was. You said he was an employee and you got a good look at him. Go back, find out his name...and yes call the cops. That's destruction of property, and he should pay for it.

Sorry about your luck.

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Originally posted by newr I believe every freaking word of this! And too all you dickheads trying to poke fun at him for this... it could happen to you... hell it happened to me... not by a sobeys employee, but my ex-GF's mother... and instead of peeing she covered it in luncheon meats... but i got keyed too... kinda wish she wouldda pee'ed on it... it wouldda been less damage... $3600 worth of damage to my old caddy and as my mother would say... if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all

See, I have nothing against it if he's telling the truth, if he actually is telling the truth I apologize. If you look at things he's posted in the past well... It sort of throws off the whole believability issue. Basically, it's a 'boy who cried wolf' type story, and if the wolf's gotten to him than sh*t that's poor luck, but I don't know if to believe anything he's said. It sounds especially farfetched considering he's not responded to any of the suggestions (speaking to the Sobey's manager etc.)

Just think about it, if your car got keyed and pissed on in a public lot where there ARE cameras, would you simply complain about it rather than trying to see if you can do something about it? What if he sees the Sobey's worker again? These people don't just disappear. I sympathize if he's telling the truth, and I sympathize with your story, but I have a hard time believing him, and it's about time he realizes that making up stories to get attention or asking REALLY ridiculous questions (probably also for attention) doesn't get you anywhere.

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Originally posted by TO guy Excellent work, Sherlock!! Loving this!!

Thanks bud


But really you guys, i mean yeah it's possible that it would have happened, and im sorry to all those it did happen to, but can you honestly tell me that if someone peed and keyed all over the driver side door of you car, you wouldn't notice it when you were opening the door???? I mean that is what this guy is saying....that he went home from sobeys with the car like this with his gf in the passenger side, she got into the car, she got out of it....and neither of them noticed this till the NEXT day! I mean for the amount of damage that is supposedly there, you can't NOT notice!

All i'm asking, is how they managed to not notice this right away?

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Originally posted by INTRANCE Thanks bud But really you guys, i mean yeah it's possible that it would have happened, and im sorry to all those it did happen to, but can you honestly tell me that if someone peed and keyed all over the driver side door of you car, you wouldn't notice it when you were opening the door???? I mean that is what this guy is saying....that he went home from sobeys with the car like this with his gf in the passenger side, she got into the car, she got out of it....and neither of them noticed this till the NEXT day! I mean for the amount of damage that is supposedly there, you can't NOT notice! All i'm asking, is how they managed to not notice this right away?

For real ... and as if you'd even know it had been pissed on by the morning.

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Originally posted by Shade Just think about it, if your car got keyed and pissed on in a public lot where there ARE cameras, would you simply complain about it rather than trying to see if you can do something about it? What if he sees the Sobey's worker again? These people don't just disappear. I sympathize if he's telling the truth, and I sympathize with your story, but I have a hard time believing him, and it's about time he realizes that making up stories to get attention or asking REALLY ridiculous questions (probably also for attention) doesn't get you anywhere.

Thank you! I mean at 3 am how many employees would they have working? If he went up to the manager and simply asked, "Is there a senior employee working here? Becasue I think he might have vandalized my car." I'm sure the management would immediately go through every measure to gather all the employees currently working to get to the bottom of the situation. Workers don't just magically disappear!

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