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Originally posted by DJFreaq Maybe I shouldn't rest my feet on surge-protector.

you're pro-surge-protector.

surge-protector loves you

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Originally posted by D-res you're pro-surge-protector. surge-protector loves you

True.

The surge-protector was on the tip of everyones tongue. D-Res just gave surge-protector a name.

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surge protector isn't just some omnipotent force.
surge protector is a way of life.

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

I think it lasted more than 20 minutes.

But I'm done with surge-protector for the night.

Time to have dreams of surge-protector.

Night.

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a lot of people don't know the pure ownage of a surge protector when there battery backup power kicks in.

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Originally posted by TigerClaw a lot of people don't know the pure ownage of a surge protector when there battery backup power kicks in.

God I love uninterruptible power supply almost as much as surge-protector

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Originally posted by DJFreaq God I love uninterruptible power supply almost as much as surge-protector

how dare you blaspheme the surge-protector in such a manner

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

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Originally posted by Aureus how dare you blaspheme the surge-protector in such a manner

Forgive me, oh surge-protector, for I have sinned.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq Forgive me, oh surge-protector, for I have sinned.

indeed you have... uninterruptible power supply deserves no more than a size 3!

I mean it this time. Bed.

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does anyone actually know how surge-protector works?

here's how. when surge-protector is born and just a wee little baby it's treated with cn gas. no.. not cyanide, silly. that's chuck norris gas, fool! chuck norris farts on the baby surge-protector which gives it magical powers... powers to stop surges.

when it grows up a bit, the prongs are plugged into chuck norris' belly-button. see, norris wasn't born with an umbilical cord... he was born with the world's first surge-protector protruding from his mighty 20 pack of abs.

surge-protector is kept attached to charge its surge-protecting powers until it is 1 week old. then surge-protector is released into the wild (aka, your home) to help you. but by god, that's chuck norris' spawn sitting there on your floor or desk. therefore, if one single bad word is uttered about chuck norris, you will pay first with a power surge that surge-protector refuses to block. then chuck norris will show up at your house and round-house kick your pc and finally your face.

don't fuck with surge-protector.. it's equal to fucking with chuck norris.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq I mean it this time. Bed.

ABANDONMENT!