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Originally posted by Vlad Depends where the knife is pointing at me and how many guys there are... Lets say there are 5 guys. One is standing in front of me pointing the knife at me. This is what I do... I agree to take it in the ass, and as I begin to bend over, I grab the hand of the guy with the knife - slit the throat of the guy next to him and with the momentum generated, swiftly stab the guy across from the person that had just got his throat slit. Than with the momentum from the arm going into the guys stomach, I get under it and break it at the elbow. Now were down to 2, I grab the knife out of the guys stomach and now I have the upper hand.

someone thinks theyre chuck norris.

Id go for the bj. having large objects shoved down my throat usually makes me vomit and Id end up blowing chunks all over the guys pen0r. then theyd let me go for sure!

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Originally posted by Vlad Depends where the knife is pointing at me and how many guys there are... Lets say there are 5 guys. One is standing in front of me pointing the knife at me. This is what I do... I agree to take it in the ass, and as I begin to bend over, I grab the hand of the guy with the knife - slit the throat of the guy next to him and with the momentum generated, swiftly stab the guy across from the person that had just got his throat slit. Than with the momentum from the arm going into the guys stomach, I get under it and break it at the elbow. Now were down to 2, I grab the knife out of the guys stomach and now I have the upper hand.

But really you'd just take it in the ass.

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vlad your escape plan sounds kosher but oyu forgot to mention what you would do about the guy pounding you from behind..... would you treat him like grandmas dog and just let him finish?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by Caela didn't u listen in health class? anal is like safe sex!

false!! the anus is likely to tear during anal sex and therefore makes contracting aids and other STDs incredibly easy.

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health class 101 - if you find a girl willing to let you poke her in the brown eye.... wrap it twice.... possibly 3 times cause she is DIRTY

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp vlad your escape plan sounds kosher but oyu forgot to mention what you would do about the guy pounding you from behind..... would you treat him like grandmas dog and just let him finish?

The guy would have never got a chance to start pounding me from behind, I said that has I begun to bend over - I never said that I would bend over and let him stick it in the p00par and than decide to go for the knife.



And bas, Id rather go down with a fight before anyone sticks a cock in my ass or mouth.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Female enema FTW!

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i'd definitely take it in the ass. sure it might hurt...but after the 4th or 5th guy, it might start to feel good...

but come on... with anal you wouldn't taste it

if i was a guy i would suck a dick .....i would never let a guy take over my sweet virgin ass ...and guys keep in mind if u take it in the ass there will be no lube !

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erik + andy + marie = united in nerdyness <3

ps :wick sucks dicks !

wait i change my mind...


i'd suck one dude while the other pounds me in the ass...it'll go by quicker that way.