lol magic clams!!!

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-.mK. - DONE UNIVERSITY weeeeeeeeee! says:
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Originally posted by KaiLee lol magic clams!!!

heh yeah, i always made up stuff like that. i told them that if they ate the inside of the "magic clams" they would live forever and have a bunch of super powers!

I think some have heard this story before but here it goes:

When I was an alterboy at the local parish when I was cleaning up after mass I decided to steal some Jesus. Thats right, some good eating Eucharist. I went into the holy tamberacle and pocketed some body of Christ.

Later that night it was Halloween, I decided that it would be fun to give out some Jesus to all halloween kids.

The whole community found out it was me, I had to Sunday School for three months (my sister was the teacher) and I couldn't do my confirmation that year.

So I still to this day am afraid to face St. Peter at the gates because I know that will be red flagged on my file. I always figure that he won't sent me to hell because I'm not that bad, so I might be stuck in purgertory for a thousand years.

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"Everybody get together and feel alright!"

Robert Nesta Marley

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Originally posted by Cuzo I think some have heard this story before but here it goes: When I was an alterboy at the local parish when I was cleaning up after mass I decided to steal some Jesus. Thats right, some good eating Eucharist. I went into the holy tamberacle and pocketed some body of Christ. Later that night it was Halloween, I decided that it would be fun to give out some Jesus to all halloween kids. The whole community found out it was me, I had to Sunday School for three months (my sister was the teacher) and I couldn't do my confirmation that year. So I still to this day am afraid to face St. Peter at the gates because I know that will be red flagged on my file. I always figure that he won't sent me to hell because I'm not that bad, so I might be stuck in purgertory for a thousand years.

Awe, Cuzo...

Seems like you were just trying to share...! What's wrong with that!??!

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My story might be dumb, when I was young we used to have this really old baby sitter she was like in her 50-60's cant remeber the exact age. Anyways she was really good friends with my grandmother and thats how she ended up with three of us.

One day while taking a nap on the lazy boy, I was going to play a prank on her and I had no idea what or how I was going to do it. So I noticed that she took out her dentures and placed them on the table next to her, I decided to grab them for some reason I was going to put them in my mouth but I thought it was too gross and decided to put them down my pants instead . She woke up from my laughter and she asked where her dentures were, I replied "down my pants" she got up and chased me around the block with a belt for about 5 mins.

My parents saw this and grabbed me. I got the biggest beating ever.

someone should steal your little monkey and see how much you cry!

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Originally posted by Misanthrope someone should steal your little monkey and see how much you cry!

I'd be lost without it!!!

my post was for killah monkey

oops

Ummm I pushed my cousin down the basement stairs when she wouldn't hand over the LightBrite. She landed on concrete... and still has the bump on her forehead.

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You told me to look much farther. You told me to walk much more. You told me that music matters.

I was 5 years old, on the 15th floor of my building, on the balcony.

I dropped a 9 iron of the balcony, and it hit an old lady who was gardening on the first floor. It broke her back I believe, but she recovered. I didnt remember it, and I was retold the story when I was 12.

aimed one of those wrilly gig launchers at my sister and launched it, it hit her in the face. grounded 1 week. age 10

Set off a fire cracker in my parents room while they were sleeping. got thrown outside in the middle of winter and locked out of the house for 2.5 hours that night plus 1 week grounded.

got caught setting up a zip line from the roof of our house. grounded 1 week.

swearing. every time until highschool I got my mouth washed with soap.

my parents also liked to sign me up for community service whenever I screwed up.
garbadge picking in parks was a favorite.

In highschool it was a whole different level of stuff that almost got me expelled for a misunderstanding about a prank pulled in my final year (it was pulled as a 'leaving gift')

Since I was in a boarding school we got confined to the school grounds for a week as punishment for a lot of stuff. or sunday studies or running laps of the 4 football fields depending on the severity.

most of my stuff wasn't that bad it was mainly just to have some misinterpretted fun.

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Originally posted by Lightshow i wear sunglasses for the same reason everybody wears them in a club. 1: people look cool in sunglasses 2: it gets awefully bright as the night progresses

*nusty does not wear sunglasses at night, they make it hard to see and you could trip

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Originally posted by nusty Set off a fire cracker in my parents room while they were sleeping. got thrown outside in the middle of winter and locked out of the house for 2.5 hours

wtf? what if you died?

Man, I would just made you spell the entire oxford english dictionary correctly.