one time my friend took a huge poop in the bathroom at my old apartment, and it plugged up the toilet and the plumbing... so like 20 min after he leaves i go into the bathroom to take a shower and i see shit chunks and dirty water coming up from the shower drain, all bubbling around...

i freaked out and called the front desk and told them their plumbing in the building was fucked. hahah the doorman must have been so freaked out, i was like hysterical on the phone and he couldn't do anything about it since it was like 10pm at night.

i ended up just letting the bathwater run to try to clear the shit out... but i still complained the next day to the landlord because i was freaked out that the shower and toilet plumbing were somehow connected.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee how is showering with 40 marines a bad experience? hahaha lucky mofo!

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Originally posted by Allied Nations pwnd

lol

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Originally posted by l�cid one time my friend took a huge poop in the bathroom at my old apartment, and it plugged up the toilet and the plumbing... so like 20 min after he leaves i go into the bathroom to take a shower and i see shit chunks and dirty water coming up from the shower drain, all bubbling around... i freaked out and called the front desk and told them their plumbing in the building was fucked. hahah the doorman must have been so freaked out, i was like hysterical on the phone and he couldn't do anything about it since it was like 10pm at night. i ended up just letting the bathwater run to try to clear the shit out... but i still complained the next day to the landlord because i was freaked out that the shower and toilet plumbing were somehow connected.

eww! i'd be a bit freaked out too. it's bad enough when shit comes back out from your toilet - but into your bathTUB?! fuck that. just be thankful, i guess, that you weren't in shower when that happened.

at my camp, we have four 12 mans rooms, thats 48 ppl sharing 8 (or is it 6) shower heads.. if there are any girls in the troop, bummer for the guys, cus they get to lock the bath room and take as much time as they need

luckily i am in the transport troop, our barrack is a little different from the other. the other barrakcs are shaped like a cube, while ours is just a square shit built on the end for some reason. we have two floors, with two rooms and a bathroom/toilet on each. so thats 24 (even tho we dont have full rooms atm.) sharing 4 shower heads on each floor.. i mostly get to shower alone, so thats nice. and for as long as i'd like.

in boot camp we had 2x6 mans rooms hooked up together, sharing a bathroom. it had two shower heads, the awsome thing was that u could turn the shower heads (cant at the camp im at now) so u could use both of them at the same time. stereo shower ftw..

havent had any bad experiences other than the regular moron turning on all the hot or cold water on the 4 sinks, making the water either piss cold or hot as fuck.

i also had a kind of a feude going on with one of the guys i was sharing a room with, so we used to sneak up on the other guy throwing like a bucket of ice cold water on eachother.. that was fun, when u were the one doing the throwing lol

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Originally posted by Moongoose After 3 days of heavy drinking i spent the next 2 throwing up. I coudnt keep anything down except wery small quantities of water. Anyway on the second day of the worst hangover ever i took a shower which turned out to be quite a bad idea. 3 days worth of alcohol + 2 days of vomiting left me wery weak, that combined with the heat in the bathroom made me feel funny, so i stood up, got out of the bathtub and then found myself waking up in a bed with some dude in a white coat standing next to me. Apparently i collapsed and hit my head on the side of the bathtub (just centimetres away from a sharp corner). No biggie, just a minor concussion and a scar which you cant really see anyway, but it makes for a great story.

psssshh u pussy... in norway we have this tradition that the seniors graduating high school, we drink for 17 days straight.. we put on fugly pants either red/black/blue depending on what youve studied. then we buy like busses or vans and fix them up and throw in like $60,000 worth of speakers and we get like "Knots" in string thats attached on the traditional hat. on is for having sex in the forest, one is for drinking a case of beers while sitting in a tree in less than 4 hrs i think it is, plus alot of other crazy alcohol/sex related shit. this is like a 101 year old tradiotion lols

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Originally posted by dj_alfi in boot camp we had 2x6 mans rooms hooked up together, sharing a bathroom. it had two shower heads, the awsome thing was that u could turn the shower heads (cant at the camp im at now) so u could use both of them at the same time. stereo shower ftw..

the summer i went to FT, there were three different bases you could go to, and one of them was in south dakota and it had that same style set up. almost like suite rooms. so only 4-8 guys sharing 2 showerheads, versus the 44 guys for 4 shower heads we had. i was pissed when i found that out.

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Originally posted by tubularbills the summer i went to FT, there were three different bases you could go to, and one of them was in south dakota and it had that same style set up. almost like suite rooms. so only 4-8 guys sharing 2 showerheads, versus the 44 guys for 4 shower heads we had. i was pissed when i found that out.

hehe, sucks to be u lol :P

i have a really chill service.. only drive around, and since im in the royal norwegian guards, were situated in the capitol so we drive up&down the main shopping street looking at the fit blonde chicks, like all the time, forever..

been thinking of joining the ISAF forces tho.. thatd be a whole other deal lol... showering in sand & shit :P

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Originally posted by dj_alfi i have a really chill service.. only drive around, and since im in the royal norwegian guards, were situated in the capitol so we drive up&down the main shopping street looking at the fit blonde chicks, like all the time, forever..

haha, nice. i love europe

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Originally posted by tubularbills haha, nice. i love europe

its called scandinavia, pal. SCANDINAVIA... fuck those europeans on the continent.. all black and brown hair in their dirty small houses... what do u call a hot chick in paris? norwegian tourist. thats right.. i was in paris outside of the tourist season for a day, i saw three or four hot/decent chicks the whole day... i guess im spoiled

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Originally posted by dj_alfi its called scandinavia, pal. SCANDINAVIA... fuck those europeans on the continent.. all black and brown hair in their dirty small houses... what do u call a hot chick in paris? norwegian tourist. thats right.. i was in paris outside of the tourist season for a day, i saw three or four hot/decent chicks the whole day... i guess im spoiled

lol, dually noted.

although, when i was in germany i saw plenty

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Originally posted by tubularbills lol, dually noted. although, when i was in germany i saw plenty

well ive seen what u americans consider ultra hot, and thats like decent in norway.. come here and have a look.. youll never be able to pick up an american chick ever again :P

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Originally posted by josh4 have you ever... slipped a quick look? you know, just to compare

why do you want to know so much about it?