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Originally posted by n0bben No, that's Germany.

Sad but true

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Originally posted by generic Some tune called Rhubard & Custard was also highly repulsive.

That was by Shaft.

I'm adding my whole collection to discogs and I'm ashamed to say that Robert Ferrera - Ambassador's Party tune is in it. Unfortunately it's not listed on the site so I'm going to have the dubious honour of adding it...

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Originally posted by RebeL9 I officially declare Scooter as the worst electronic dance music producer of all time. They are responsible of thousands of cases of bleeding ears.

Haha ... Scooter is one of the worst's ... by the way anyone know's moped ... Haha check these tracks here ... sweet child o mine and livin' on a prayer and the outtakes ...
www.emmetonline.co.uk/moped/music.htm

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper 4. Dr Spin 'Tetris' (Carpet) A cash-in that made 'Trip To Trumpton' sound like 'Strings Of Life', this record was condemned as "really tacky" by no greater authority on the subject than Ray Slinjngaard - aka that bloke out of 2 Unlimited. A hideous dance reworking of the Nintendo theme, this was spawned by the production team who topped the charts two years previously with 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'. But to fully understand the dark forces at work behind this record, you have to look to the credit for "executive producer". Oh Christ, I'll call you back. It's Andrew Lloyd Webber. Honestly.

arrggghhhhhh! why did you have to mention that stupid itsy bitsy piece of shit bikini song! ever since it was in some stupid bloody commercial that was on all the time one summer whenever I heard the song or someone metions it I start hearing it playing in my head!! its so bad but so fucking catchy.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

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Originally posted by generic that explains a lot I completely forgot about that doop thing, truely disgusting. Scooter's quality speaks for itself tbh. quote: SCOOTER! Back in the house! YEAH! Get off your shirts and wait for further instructions Starting the "microphone business" I've got one message for the next decade. Move Your Ass! All right posse! Keep it up! Hardcore!!!

In all fairness you did choose to omit the greatest line of Move Your Ass! which is:

'Its nice to be important but its more important to be nice!'

then it goes:

'POSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!! UUUUU KEEP THE SPIRIT ALIVE! COME ON! DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF!'

That second bit isnt quite as good but scooter kicked all kinds of kung fu ass on that record in the first half - Waiting for Spring. Cosmos. Rhapsody in E.

Then it kinds of slides down into DJ shout outs and the abomination called 'Friends' but its saved by 'Raving in Mexico' which is hilariously off kilter. Any song that starts with a spastic MC going 'WE'RE GETTING FARSTER! THIS. IS THE *REAL* HARD. CORE!' has to be good god damn it.

The genius of Scooter on this album is realised in the last track, 'Faster Harder Scooter' where they start obviously looping crowd noises and Baxter's mongoloid MCing. Prior to that point the whole album is like a recorded live show. HAH!

BET YOU DIDNT THINK OF THAT, DID YOU HOLST?

Soundclips are forthcoming you fucking cynical bastards.

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Originally posted by Brizzo "It's all gone Pete Tong" is actually a phrase in Europe, England I believe. Pretty sure that's where Pete Tong got his DJ name from as well.

The infamous Rojam ID. 14 years, 9 months and counting...

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Originally posted by fbgdavidson What? No DJ Alligator?

dj alligator lolipop js 16 remix was ace

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper 15. Aqua 'Barbie Girl' (Universal) Should be #1. nuff said.

PWN!

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you bastard!.. ill have you know that named some of my fave tracks in there.

undercover - baker street.. how dare you!
fuck macarena... that was a quality find on hard up recs
doop was innovative for its time [94]
rednex ... if it hadnt have been for cotton eyed joe i WOULD have been married a long time ago
im glad you didnt say skin up - a juicy red apple or serious words would have exchanged mister!

oceanic.. you swine.. that was a great track for its time adding euphoria to the united states of kingdomshire back in 93

and tbh... dj miko didnt do too bad a job of a emo/greb slur of a tune did he?


EDIT: i just realised jan that you didnt compile this list therefore you are forgiven

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] you bastard!.. ill have you know that named some of my fave tracks in there. undercover - baker street.. how dare you! fuck macarena... that was a quality find on hard up recs doop was innovative for its time [94] rednex ... if it hadnt have been for cotton eyed joe i WOULD have been married a long time ago im glad you didnt say skin up - a juicy red apple or serious words would have exchanged mister! oceanic.. you swine.. that was a great track for its time adding euphoria to the united states of kingdomshire back in 93 and tbh... dj miko didnt do too bad a job of a emo/greb slur of a tune did he? EDIT: i just realised jan that you didnt compile this list therefore you are forgiven

so you only like shitty music?

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] you bastard!.. ill have you know that named some of my fave tracks in there. undercover - baker street.. how dare you! fuck macarena... that was a quality find on hard up recs doop was innovative for its time [94] rednex ... if it hadnt have been for cotton eyed joe i WOULD have been married a long time ago im glad you didnt say skin up - a juicy red apple or serious words would have exchanged mister! oceanic.. you swine.. that was a great track for its time adding euphoria to the united states of kingdomshire back in 93 and tbh... dj miko didnt do too bad a job of a emo/greb slur of a tune did he? EDIT: i just realised jan that you didnt compile this list therefore you are forgiven

I actually haven't heard that many tracks from the list, but Fuck The Macarena is a DREADFUL gimmick gabber track, despite being a gigantic pisstake (and a pretty funny one too).

Click here if you're feeling brave

Doop was prolly a "novelty" track when it first came out but my god, those charleston samples make me want to repeatedly stab my ears with a rusty breadknife.

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