Drunk girls don't appeal to me
...unless I'm drunk too and she's pretty hot

But even then, self-respect usually takes over - I am not flattered by drunk chicks hitting on me.

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I'm really lost in terms of the question being asked...

But I remember being at the Guv (for Zabiela) and some drunken Ruskie or Ukie guy comes up to me and asks, "Do I know you?"

I responded, "Are you a TA?" (maybe he was...I wasn't sure...)

He says, "I don't think so but I think you're pretty, can I have your number..." and stumbles into me but I move away so he almost falls to the ground...

I was like..."uhhhhhhhhh"...and I step back slowly away...

Then he finally goes "I'll call you...when I'm no longer drunk..."

He was funny...but he didn't get my number...

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Originally posted by English Rachel I was being facetious sweets....

Love the pronunciation and spelling of that word

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar No way for Lucas its been since Summer 04! LOL, I think he was just saying that that summer was ALL ABOUT the beer goggles! LOL FACK - Have I heard this story Lucas, I cant remember, yu have so many riddiculous ones.... i gotta hear this shit... i soooo need to konw! And its so lucas to tell such a story while drunk on a streetcar where the whole world can hear at 2am and later!

The streetcar story was about this summer. I was at my cottage on a resort bus coming from the Key to Bala to Delawana Inn. I sat beside a hot blonde on the way home and we fooled around a little (first base)wooo hooooo. thinking that she was 19-24 working there i decided to go back to her place until i realized she wasn't an employee she was a guest and when we got into her place there was a guy there around 25. I was like fuck its her boyfriend i'm fucked.. after the few seconds of panic i realized something worse. HE WAS THE BABYSITTER! she had 3 kids .. thats when i took off.

I'd love to do this at least once...
(that's how I'd handle it...)

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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

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Originally posted by LucasMead The streetcar story was about this summer. I was at my cottage on a resort bus coming from the Key to Bala to Delawana Inn. I sat beside a hot blonde on the way home and we fooled around a little (first base)wooo hooooo. thinking that she was 19-24 working there i decided to go back to her place until i realized she wasn't an employee she was a guest and when we got into her place there was a guy there around 25. I was like fuck its her boyfriend i'm fucked.. after the few seconds of panic i realized something worse. HE WAS THE BABYSITTER! she had 3 kids .. thats when i took off.

Lucas, that is pure gold! Butter on toast my friend! You are STILL my hero in life, as if there was any doubt though!

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