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I guess I just think that the mystical animal farm that lives inside your brain is going through a season of unprecedented reproduction, thus leading to overcrowding. When the karma you've gained and lost throughout your life spurns on mass spirit animal reproduction, things can become very confused in our cerebral cortex, leading to frightening images of ghosts and pirate ghosts alike in our nighttime images. It's at this point that the fall harvest season begins and we must slaughter these spiritually mystic animals to purge ourselves of the negative karma gained during the all the spiritual fucking going on throughout the last few months, as well as to provide a delicious meal for us to share with our own young.
Once you've done this, pass twice through the mojavi desert carrying only 4 dildos, fig newtons, and KY Touch Massage lubricant to finally resolve your nightmares, and you should be sleeping fine again in no time.
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