ill slap a figure four so quick on my kid and shove his mothers head in the oven. i swear to fuckin god, tank tops wont be referred as wide beaters no more, bruce willis' will be.












edit: if ur wondering what bruce willis' are its what i refer a white undershirt as. i sport em alot

hmm my ass got manny a wooden spoon from my grandma... till the day it brokke...... then she broke out the metal one and i ran for dear life... sigh memories...

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Originally posted by MarkT lol. hmmmm, tasers are taboo these days though...people dying of heart attacks and all that crap. so maybe a kimura or triagle choke would teach them? Your kid has only learned their lesson when they tap!

Singapore canes FTW

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Originally posted by MarkT lol...this thread went to shit. I hear ya...but did you ask yourself why those kids would disrespect (god I hate that word, lol, but it works in this case) their parents in the first place? maybe because they have a shit relationship with them? when kids turn out to be little assholes, I blame the parents first. Kids don't become disrespectful little thug pricks on their own...it's the environment they grow up in. Spanking or not spanking them doesn't make them "good people"...it just keeps them in line until their old enough to either hit you back or be kicked out of the house, lol. fuck, why not use a telephone book and a bat...no marks, right?

you are right...

i was spanked and slapped when needed but i did have an excellent relationship with my parents...

kids are a product of the environment they grow up in ...in most cases...sometimes however there is just some thug prick kids lol

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Originally posted by Halycon hmm my ass got manny a wooden spoon from my grandma... till the day it brokke...... then she broke out the metal one and i ran for dear life... sigh memories...

That's pretty funny.

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fuck that my mother had a heat seeking wooden spoon. id cut corners roll under tables jump couches and look behind me and the damn thing was still following me. make the last quick cut around the corner, stop to ctach my breath and boom it make the corner and thud across the back of the head. and then it would ricochet and land back in my mothers hands as shes running to frog splash me while im down. shes repeatedly slap me across the face hog tie my socks together and carry me off with my socks attached to the wooden spoon like a defeated hunted wild boar and whisk me to my room where i stayed in confinement for 4 hours till i found a way to break out my window.

and that my friends is how u hunt children, not the way eviltree does it with stalking them on the net first and then inviting them over to play scrabble

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy fuck that my mother had a heat seeking wooden spoon. id cut corners roll under tables jump couches and look behind me and the damn thing was still following me. make the last quick cut around the corner, stop to ctach my breath and boom it make the corner and thud across the back of the head. and then it would ricochet and land back in my mothers hands as shes running to frog splash me while im down. shes repeatedly slap me across the face hog tie my socks together and carry me off with my socks attached to the wooden spoon like a defeated hunted wild boar and whisk me to my room where i stayed in confinement for 4 hours till i found a way to break out my window. and that my friends is how u hunt children, not the way eviltree does it with stalking them on the net first and then inviting them over to play scrabble

Eddie Murphy's mom's boomerang shoe skills FTW!

I think there's a big difference between an abusive parent and someone spanking their child from time to time when scolding and taking away priveledges doesn't seem to work

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy bruce willis' will be. edit: if ur wondering what bruce willis' are its what i refer a white undershirt as. i sport em alot

Fucking solid, bc I just thought about it, and you're SO RIGHT! OMG! He was always sporting those in Die Hard, wasnt he?

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yeah of course he is thats why i started the phrase of "sporting the bruce willis"

VB + Kytracid = FTW.

On a serious note, MarkT, I've seen several of those ads and if the intention was as you say (which I fully agree with personally) it was not apparent at all. I didn't like the ad either for the same reasons as Jayx1, because it only focused on spanking and didn't make the remotest reference to communication or talking.

The ad should have been "TALK to your kids" not "Don't SPANK your kids".

VB and Kytracid, please carry on.

The smack on the side of the ass really should be as far as it ever goes.

If you plan on using physical force on a child who is smaller, weaker and is still physically and mentally developing you better have some really good self-control. Unfortunately alot of parent don't! Going even just abit over board could cause long term damage.

Many former friends I knew growing up whos parents gave there well desrved beating/smacking whatever you want to call it Turned out to be pretty fuct up in adulthood. Either in prison or serious overabuse of drugs. The connection was obvious.

Hitting kids is really backwards and in bad taste!