Senior year of highschool, with a guy that I had been kind of seeing (and kind of not) for that entire year. It was towards the end of the school year, might have already been summer. But we always wanted each other. So one night I told him to come over after my parents fell asleep and we f*cked on the sofa in my parents' living room.



TWICE.



(Ive been kind of a fiend ever since. I blame it on him.)

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Its threads like this that really make me miss my mom.

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Originally posted by Protege Its threads like this that really make me miss my mom.

I hope you didn't kill your dad as well.

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Originally posted by L.E.N. No quiff...I was still inside

More often than not, a girl queefs when the guy is still inside her. The air gets pushed in, and has to escape, so is forced out when you thrust inward. Derr.

Anyway, it was July 4th, 2001 - a little after my 15th birthday (lol) and I had been "officially" seeing this guy for about 3 months. We had been hanging out for a little over 6 months.

I had planned to go to a "lock in" at the local bowling alley (you go there at 10PM and stay the entire night until about 8AM,) but instead, got my money back (after I had gotten my mom to sign the permission form,) and left her to believe that I was going to it anyway.

The guy and I ended up going to a hotel just one city over from ours, and we stayed there "attempting". It was one of the most painful experiences of my life.

The end.

LOL!

i'm still virgin

i'm saving myself for marriage

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Originally posted by mezzir i'm saving myself for marriage

you know you have to test the product several times before it goes out to market

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Originally posted by chucho you know you have to test the product several times before it goes out to market

yeah the day before i get married i'm gonna become a born-again christian just so i can wear white without any questions asked
also cause it'd be hilarious

lol at people who ever take anything i say seriously
i've tested the product several times this week thank you much

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i honestly dont remember my first time. kinda sucks actually. and i havent done it much since. time for me to get a fuck buddy for christ sake.

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Originally posted by L.E.N. It was in a tiny bathroom...My leg cramped up and she farted

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

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Originally posted by Theresa More often than not, a girl queefs when the guy is still inside her. The air gets pushed in, and has to escape, so is forced out when you thrust inward. Derr.

Well seeing as she confirmed it was ass gas...Im sticking to my guns on this one.

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18, to my now husband, in a bed.

...Yikes.

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The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".