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Originally posted by dallastar WOW! ok~ maybe just stick to the tic tac trick ~minty freshhhhhhhhhhnessssssssssss

How about Mentos? (NSFW)

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

shave that pussy!

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Originally posted by jennypie Two fingers inside is enough, but fingering alone won't get me off. I have to have clitoral stimulation as well. I can get off on just clitoral stimulation, but it's better with a couple fingers inside.

the only time i ever had a gspot orgasm was with my ex, ex and he used one finger...no clit stimulation.

he said when i was cumming, my vaginal walls literally gripped around his finger so hard that he couldn't pull it out. he said it kinda scared him for a minute.

it was fucking great. i was stoned too, i think the weed helped. weed always made me super horny.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by bidor a whole fist up her rectum.

ARMFUCKING FTMFW! Hell, why not stick your entire body in her ass while you're at it! You might find something interesting in there!

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Originally posted by Slylee the only time i ever had a gspot orgasm was with my ex, ex and he used one finger...no clit stimulation. he said when i was cumming, my vaginal walls literally gripped around his finger so hard that he couldn't pull it out. he said it kinda scared him for a minute. it was fucking great. i was stoned too, i think the weed helped. weed always made me super horny.

*offers slylee a few pills*

Looks like rolled up piece of bubble gum and a shrimp.

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Originally posted by Rainborn *offers slylee a few pills*

no i said i was stoned, as in smoked pot. pills and/or coke never got me in the mood. well, pills did...had some great sex on pills, but never could orgasm.

haha bas, remember when u gave me that pill during wmc and i ate it behind craig's back? lol he had no idea i was rolling, but when we got home, we had some killer sex and the next day he wouldn't shut up about it. i was just thinking, "tee hee, i was rolling balls that's why!"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee no i said i was stoned, as in smoked pot. pills and/or coke never got me in the mood. well, pills did...had some great sex on pills, but never could orgasm. haha bas, remember when u gave me that pill during wmc and i ate it behind craig's back? lol he had no idea i was rolling, but when we got home, we had some killer sex and the next day he wouldn't shut up about it. i was just thinking, "tee hee, i was rolling balls that's why!"

Yeah I remember. YOU'RE WELCOME!!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Yeah I remember. YOU'RE WELCOME!!

u should be saying "you're welcome" to craig. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i use these two badboys


I was told i am teh awesome at this

ladies ?

slylee ? i know you like my badboys

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Originally posted by stren i use these two badboys I was told i am teh awesome at this ladies ? slylee ? i know you like my badboys

You're one twisted fuck.

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Originally posted by Rainborn You're one twisted fuck.

a left hander too, my left hand is inferior to my right

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