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Originally posted by sticky_shoes maybe you just can't read directions properly furball

Katie was my co-pilot, so I blame her.

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Originally posted by Cribby hahahaha. Alot of licking went on last night! Fingers, Feet, Cheeks, and who knows what else!

that foot looks familiar....

i know i know i suck big donkey balls for not coming out last night. London Pub is literally my backyard too so i should not have any excuses of not coming but unless someone else wants to write my gross regional anatomy exam then next time the beers are on me! had to wake up for my retarded morning clients too so by the time i came back from work around 10ish i was hugging my pillow by 12 already.

nice to hear you guys had fun though, London Pub is always SGT's as Lars always says.

tuesday night is wings night...

mmmmmmmm

So I got there at nine, looked through the window where we all were last time, but yeah, found Jackie waving and shining that priceless smile! They didn't have my Rickhard's so I settled for their house red. The lexxwolfen sat down. I recognized Sonia from the corrected pic she post earlier in the tota picture thread, and I was kinda beet red. I kinda mocked her smile face pic by replying with a two-smilie animated shagging pic, saying this is me and her sister. She did get me back, but I was still queasy, and apologized profusely. It's all jokes anyways, and I'm glad you took it that way Sonia, and you're awesome partying with once you had a couple of drinks...animal!

Next thing you know, the tsunami of TAs all enter at the same time. I had to fondle Jenn's hair as soon as I saw her... Luv what you did to it. I so admire how you travel to the great big events, and thanks for the advice for Creamfields. Drew and Danni... Thanks Danni for looking after the drunk bag, you were true to your word as the desidriver for the night.... well... at least you looked ok :P . Hugs and kisses were shared by all, and several introductions. The staff got a little overwhelmed with the crowd. As asked if there was a more open area to chill, so we went to the back, where the shitshow really began. Jackie, so awesome having you out, you're getting wilder each time I see you. Gypsy Jenn, my fellow equestian, yeah, let's do bareback sometime! I know I've met you before, however I just can't put my finger on it, glad we got to know each other. Fahad, I may share a little something in common (but on a smaller scale) tonight, we'll shoot the sh!t again, you're looking good though. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. I am in total discbelief how you can go through 4 pitchers, and STILL drive, crazy mofo. Jackie's pic of you best describes, but I am in total awe, you can outdrink me anyday. SO great to see ya. Jay, you got to register your pecs with the RCMP. You have some dangerous weapons there that should be registered with the national gun registry. Thanks for the bedtime story, the gals got all hot and bothered. Jordy, glad you made it out, nice getting to start getting to know you, local paisano. Lars, finally!!! but the picture did not turn out in focus, however thanks for satisfying my undying urger to ... well.. you know what! Mikey mon, big shoes always get the girls. respek. Funky, glad you enjoyed my pheromones, could expect any different from me? lol. MONA!!! Glad to have finally met you, I waited so long to put a face with the plenty of virtual conversations we had. Looking forward to seeing you out again. Pavel, How do you like the orgasm I gave ya? Wait a minute... that didn't sound right... how's the ringtone I gave ya? It's fun to look at the faces on people in public places when that thing goes off. Usually guys laugh, and their significan other hits them with their purse when that one goes off. Oh, Dima and K@tie, glad you made it. Dima, glad we finally got to talk more, and knowing who I'm speaking to. OMG, Katie, glad you made it out, I waited so long to see finally meet you. Now we gots to remember subway closing times... I'll explain later.

On another recurring convo started here that recurred a few more times in the night... notably when the flashing topics came about. Hasn't ANYONE heard of the golfing term, "Dick-Out"? See definition 1. in the link. No one in the bar seemed to know what it was, however we couldn't find a decent golfer around, not even your 'sexy' server, ladies.

Time flies when you're having fun. It's almost 2am, and that means the subway's done. So the ride situation home didn't look good. As I set Katie with a friend of mine as roommates, and ecouraged her to come up dispite an uncertain ride home, I must take care of 'my little sister'. So I got you home just fine, but I was SO TIRED. I went back on the gardiner to get back up the DVP back to Aurora, and guess what... the DVP was fcuking CLOSED. It just could not get any worse. Through all the stop lights and traffic driving back up to the 401 to get to the 404, it took forever! I got home at 4:30am, and passed out in my clothes. My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 to get my a55 up for work. I turned the clock OFF instead of snooze by accident. I woke up again just after 8, AND I'M LATE FOR WORK! I just stood up out of bed, and HOLY SH!T!!! I never had such a bad hangover in soooooooo long. Pounding harder and harder, because I got up fast and I was in a rush to get to work. Brushed my teeth and got out of there.

So here I am at work still in last nights clothes;

Thank God for Casual Friday.


That previous Cribby shot in the other thread was screaming (pardon the pun) for a chop (no pun intended).



Perhaps a little photoshop tennis, and this picture can turn into something. I started easy, Jackie needs a caption.

Here's the video of the debauchery on the dancefloor (a little dark though)


and my pix are uploaded here;


leaving work in a few min, and GOING TO BED! Awesome times everyone, can't wait for the next!

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i was probably in about the worst mood i've been in in a while last night so sorry if i was being antisocial or came off as an ass =P
BUT everyone cheered me up, i knew you guys would =)
had a good night even though i couldn't stay too long.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur So after we leave from Katie's to go to London Pub, almost before making us, Mapquest fucks us over with one of their steps in the directions i printed off that's described simply as "TURN LEFT". Doesn't say where or onto what. Just "turn left". So we get lost,

they probably meant turn left off the north/south gardiner.

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Originally posted by Gypsy they probably meant turn left off the north/south gardiner.

It was whe we were on HWY 7.

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I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur It was whe we were on HWY 7.

haha...dima,you didnt get the joke.

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Originally posted by Gypsy haha...dima,you didnt get the joke.

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I'm the trouble starter, fuckin' instigator.
I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.

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Originally posted by monkey_keymo i was probably in about the worst mood i've been in in a while last night so sorry if i was being antisocial or came off as an ass =P BUT everyone cheered me up, i knew you guys would =) had a good night even though i couldn't stay too long.

you came out!?!?!?! WTF?!?!

GRRR, my only beef with tota meet ups is INTRODUCTIONS! why doesn't someone introduce everyone else!!!

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Originally posted by Misanthrope you came out!?!?!?! WTF?!?! GRRR, my only beef with tota meet ups is INTRODUCTIONS! why doesn't someone introduce everyone else!!!

we need someone to stand at the door to our parties, take names, and then announce ppl as they arrive, all classy like