Stupidest movie ever, lives up to it's title!!


BUT ALSO FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

ok one more then im done with this thread


You're it.
Harry: You're it.
Lloyd: You're it, quitsies!
Harry: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Lloyd: You can't do that!
Harry: Can too!
Lloyd: Cannot, stamp it!
Harry: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Harry: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!
Lloyd: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Harry: LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!

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Harry: Nice pair of hooters you got there
Mary: Excuse me
Harry: The owls, they are beautiful

Llyod: I expected the rocky mountains to be rockier than this

i remember seeing this twice at the Drive-in with my parents when i was younger. The theater experience would've been so badass.

excellent fucking comedy movie.

"she gave me some bullcrap about me not listening to her or something. i dunno i wasn't really paying attention"

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

quote:

...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

Chuck another shrimp on the barbie!

classic movie.funny shit i cant remember the exact quote but the best part is whene harry meets the chick in the hotel room and asks her what are his chances with her and she replies "1 in a million" and harry says "so ur saying theres a chance"

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america controla

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Originally posted by A.J. Chuck another shrimp on the barbie!

Oh come on. You're Australian too. Tell me that phrase doesn't get issued from you're lips hourly.

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"Her-ry..yer hends ar freezing!"

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Footlong! Who's Got The Footlong?!





What's in the briefcase?

Man, I would have to be a real lowlife to go rooting around in someone else's private property.

Is it locked?

Yeah. Really well.

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