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Kytracid
No more subliminal shit..

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Lost, somewhere in the breakdown...
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Men don't lie...we just don't tell women the 'whole' truth.
As an example:
Jill: Where were you last night ?
Jack: Had some work to finish off at the office (half-true )
Full Story: The 'work' involved pumping the secretary for hours of passionate, unruly do-it-on-the-table sex.
Jack didn't lie. He simply neglected to mention part of the truth. More specifically, the part he knew, would land him in hot water with Jill.
I think men feel compelled to lie because women are such good interrogators. Look into your woman's eyes the next time she asks you one of those probing questions about what you were up to when you weren't with her. Fella's, you probably know the look I'm talking about - it's that investigative look which says "I don't believe a word you're saying mother******!"...
Men spot that look and panic, and when we panic we usually start spewing bullshit, and so one lie about drinking an extra hour with your buddies, or talking to that cute chick in economics class turns into a full fledged story that now needs to get committed to memory lest you get interrogated in the future and fuck up on the details.
Women constantly test men on all sorts of things, and sometimes I think it's just easier telling the girl what you think she wants to hear, even if it is a lie or half of the truth.
But then women lie too, and from my experience, women will be more duplicitous about their lies. Maybe a woman's intuition plays a role in making them more effective liars cause I've met some who could rattle of an entire episode that they just created on the spot and you wouldn't be the wiser for it. Personally, I find it difficult to read the physical cues when a woman lies to me...then again, maybe it's cause half the time I'm staring at her breasts, and not her eyes. That might actually explain a few other things as well. Like not hearing parts of the conversation, or remembering when her birthday is, or what her Dad looks like...
So in closing, I'll reiterate what i've been saying all along. Men don't lie. We simply tickle the truth. We embellish and exaggerate for effect and subjectively select and describe events that have transpired. We do this, because we love you, we care about you and we want to protect you from the ugly side of truth. It's not about saving our ass, it's about safeguarding your hearts.
...it's also about knowing that no matter who the woman is, the universal law regarding the female sex and the truth never changes. Men have known it for years, and now it's time the TOTA women did as well. So here it is girls.
The Universal Law of telling the Truth to your Woman - as understood by Man :
DON'T DO IT DUMBASS !!!
BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!!
DANGER !!! ABORT !!! DANGER !!!
ABORT !!! DANGER !!! ABORT !!!

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"Hell is full of musical amateurs; music is the brandy of the damned."
~ George Bernard Shaw
Last edited by Kytracid on Nov-09-2006 at 06:21
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Nov-09-2006 05:59
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Sasha
Obsequey

Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag
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Nov-09-2006 06:02
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