whatever's clever

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

condoms are the most vital tool in a rape-kit. don't underestimate them!



but, no, never tried, never will

condoms are the most vital tool in a rape-kit. don't underestimate them!



but, no, never tried, never will

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Originally posted by dallastar cum to think of it pun intended! I have had bad luck with only Durex condoms! 2 broke on me and scared the shit outta me, but all is fine, because I never got pregnant! phew!

same here... they always break. Trojan broke afew times but id quicker trust them than durex.

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GDM yo!

'Under peaceful conditions the warlike man attacks himself' - Nietzsche

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Originally posted by dallastar I do not lurk here on TA!

i hate condoms but Lifestyles brand is the one that took away the least amount of feeling

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Originally posted by DjConfessions where is the placenta before pregnancy?

It doesn't exit. It grows and then "delivers" after the baby.
And then Tom Cruise eats it.

I've posted this before but I still laugh

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**Man I'm Pretty**

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Originally posted by TheWhiteQueen It doesn't exit. It grows and then "delivers" after the baby. And then Tom Cruise eats it.

hey you

guess what...
im posting this from my wii!
lol

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http://www.youtube.com/mezzir

These are the bomb!!!!!


I so win =]

yes thats right they vibrate...... I WIN MOFOS!

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Ladies and gentlemen... we are floating in space!

"If you take the simplest, crudest notion of self-consciousness, I suppose that would be the sort of self-consciousness that a lobster has: When it`s hungry, it eats something, but it never eats itself. It has some way of distinguishing between itself and the rest of the world, and it ahs a rather special regard for itself."
Daniel Dennett

Okamoto 003 (thats 0.03 mm thickness) worlds thinnest condoms.

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butterfly - what is a wang?
occrider - an object you stick into a poon.

blow job ftw

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Originally posted by distant electro is a sub genre of house, if its not house wat genre is it then genius?

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Originally posted by blazed it Okamoto 003 (thats 0.03 mm thickness) worlds thinnest condoms.

What about it ripping?

Oh wait... its Okamoto... you asians have nothing to worry about.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.