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From this weeks Inpress:
Club Night of the Week
Ffour Saturdays
Where is it?
Some place in a laneway in the city like every other cool club is– if we told you we’d have to kill you.. find it..
When is it?
Every Saturday from 9pm till you're fucked, or get thrown out for 1.being a tool, or 2.complain that you cant dance to minimal.
What can you hear?
Tech, House, Breaks with some minimal sweetness in the The Suite. People bitching about other peoples outfits. The sound of bogans guzzling VB in drinking competitions.
Who plays?
Superstars: Dave Pham (The Phamometer), Gavin Keitel, Mike Callander, Dean Millson, Rollin Connection, Ragga, Jai Spence, Matt Dean, Koffi Annan, Tera Patrick, Posh Spice, the guy who used to rock inside the Plucka Duck suit, multiple Darwin Award winners, and loads of other fictional characters we hallucinate into existence from time to time.
Who’s going?
No one. Our door policy is so fucking strict even AJ from Inpress isn’t allowed in. Seriously though, simple people who simply love the finest in electronica and good music. A few industry type chin strokers, and general party people united in their love of bleep and clang. Mmm….clang.
What else do I need to know?
How to tie a Windsor knot. Invaluable.
How to light a fire without matches or a lighter is definitely something you need to know.
Commercial house is not cool. If you don’t know that, you aren’t welcome at our club.
The formula for converting Celcius to Fahrenheit is F= (C x 1. +32. You need to know that shit if you have an old skool oven!
Pham is Melbourne’s next big thing. And you know this, man.
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