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Originally posted by KilldaDJ lol he should of just bagged it all up, tie it to a piece of string and dangled them from a window or something. HUSSEINH4X?

seems they arent as quick thinking as you are

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Originally posted by Jarvmeister Many a time I've heard 'Police - open up" met with "Ahhh fuck off". If it was the Police they wouldn't even knock - they'd bust your door down...... Jarv

Exactly, If it was a real raid, they wouldn't give you time to flush your shit.

And for those of you who dont have peepholes... fuckin get em.

For all of those who called me an asshole, I could care less.

My friend did the same thing...but a lot fuckin worse
I go to Arizona State University and the kid next door(dealer) was jus smokin bud wit his roommate..had pound of mary jane chillin in the room and another friend decided it'd be funny to bang on the doors yelling "TEMPE POLICE OPEN UP!!" ended up not being funny at all...they flushed all the weed and the dealer decided it'd be smart to jump off his 2nd story dorm room onto concrete......

He's currently in a coma at a hospital and it's been over a month.

during our elementary school grad trip our grade went to washington for a week..... so when we got to the hotel the first night it was around 10pm ( our bus was late)

anyways there was about 100ish kids on this trip and our teachers told us we would be wathced like hawks and not to leave our rooms ( their would be a guard sitting in the hall watching, and the doors would be tapped so they could see if we opened them)


anyways me and my buddies get to our room, and its one of those rooms where it has a door connected to the room beside it.... now our class had the whole floor so we wanted to see who was next door to us, so the 3 of us start banging on the door and screaming POLICE/FBI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, non stop

eventually this angry man opens the door and proceeds to tell us to shut the fuck up hes trying to sleep........... it was fuckin jokes because we for sure thought the next room was another set of our friends and that our school had the whole floor to ourselves.... guess not HAHAHHAHAHA

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Originally posted by TweeK Heres an amusing story i thought i might share. Just the other day, me and some friends decided to have a little get togheter at one of my freinds new apartment. I get there late, i bring over few cases of beer among other things. wink wink. I knew just about everyone inside the apartment was either drunk, wired, or rolling. So when i get to the door, i decide to bust an asshole move and play a small joke on everyone thats inside. I knock really fucking loud kinda like a cop would do. Then i shout out "POLICE!!, ANSWER THE DOOR!!". Thats when i hear alot of movement going on inside, everyone started to panic. About 40 seconds in, some one opens the door and i bust out laughing. Not to many people found it amusing. I was called a buzz killer and a party p00per. Thats when i soon learned a friend of mine ran to the rest room and flushed down all the drugs he had on him down the toilet. {$180 Dollars worth of shit) I was like WTF!!!! Are you fucking serious? Everyone was mad at me. In the end i agreed with my friend that i'd give him some free car performance parts in exchange for what went down the toilet. =| Bwhahahaha. gg. Any of you have similar stories or previous experiences with geting rid of drugs quick? Share them here.

that reminds me of Mystikal song from the Ghetto Fabulous album - I Smell Smoke

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Five and six, I heard a doo doo doo doo AT THE DOOR! Evidence all over I been doin somethin serious Gotta hide this shit Cuz I know that's hotel SECURITY! I played it off I said "Come back later, I ain't got on no clothes" He said "Sorry sir, I don't mean to disturb you But I SMELL SMOKE! Fuck I just went to jail for that shit I ain't goin back, I done ate an ounce, and I'm a flush the rest CUZ I AIN'T GOIN OUT LIKE THAT! Sprayin cologne and cuttin on da shower Tryin to clear it up Workin like a dog, but I gotta open the door FUCK IT, HERE GO NOTHIN! The door swung open and some young nigga Talkin bout "What's happenin'" He said "I know you got dat fire, sell yo boy a sack" (Mystikal talking) Ain't that a bitch Boy if you don't get yo bitch ass from outta here! Nigga, I'm thinkin you the motherfuckin' police! I done threw all my motherfuckin' weed away Fuckin' wit you, you ol' bitch ass nigga Nigga, get yo motherfuckin' hoe ass from outta here bitch Before I stomp yo bitch ass! Fuck, boy this nigga done blew my mother fuckin high (Mystikal mumbling until end)

I hate when people act like the cops or pretends theres a cop around.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions terminator 2 spoiler?

Is that the T2 ending or something?

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Originally posted by fmodena369 My friend did the same thing...but a lot fuckin worse I go to Arizona State University and the kid next door(dealer) was jus smokin bud wit his roommate..had pound of mary jane chillin in the room and another friend decided it'd be funny to bang on the doors yelling "TEMPE POLICE OPEN UP!!" ended up not being funny at all...they flushed all the weed and the dealer decided it'd be smart to jump off his 2nd story dorm room onto concrete...... He's currently in a coma at a hospital and it's been over a month.

OMFG!!! That's terrible! ...Sorry about ur freind.

What happened to him exactly when he fell??

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Originally posted by Enigmatik OMFG!!! That's terrible! ...Sorry about ur freind. What happened to him exactly when he fell??

Im just guessin here, his wings didn't hold his weight and he fell.. hard. Some how totally forgetting to roll when he hit the ground and hit his head thus he is now in a coma...

On a serious note thats fucked up! I was in a coma for 5 days... really fucked up man.

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Originally posted by dallastar I do not lurk here on TA!

he should have drank a redbull. Red bull give you wingsssssssssssss!

LOL! that's hilarious.

I got a great story actually...heard it yesterday from my best friend.


He just bought a jetski and was out riding around on Saturday afternoon/evening. He was in the intercoastal area (like the canal part of the ocean that leads out into the open water…usually there’s lots of houses and/or nice restaurants along the intercoastal) riding around and decided to stop over to the side to smoke a joint. So he pulls his jetski up along this building on the intercoastal, but it was all tinted windows. He just figured it was a building and didn’t give it much thought so he sparks up the j and he’s sitting there on his jetski, leaning up against the glass windows smoking it. All of a sudden he takes a closer look into the tinted glass and he realizes it’s a packed restaurant.

He was like, “FUCK!” and he drives away on the jetski, all paranoid. lol imagine all those people sitting there having dinner on the water and all of a sudden they see this punk pull up and spark a j. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone