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Originally posted by jennypie Man, my bf and I have done a lot of weird shit. You spend 9 years with someone and that's just how it goes. I'd be worried if we *weren't* into weird shit.

define weird shit and provide pics ok plz

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There's nothing strange about a casual approach to gettin' a nut.

After you've been with someone for a long time the sex loses much of the charge that it has in new relationships. That is if you have sex frequently. If one of the partners withholds sex, then the pressure remains, but not in a good way.

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Originally posted by Slylee ^ lol do you put on a granny wig and bifocals with false teeth that are like gums and let him pound you in the mouth?

Close. HE wears the granny wig.

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Originally posted by jennypie Close. HE wears the granny wig.

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Originally posted by jennypie Close. HE wears the granny wig.

That brings about an interesting idea. I would like to bang my wife while wearing a Benjamin Franklin outfit (tall white socks, weird buckle shoes, knickers, puffy shirt & vest) and one of those white wigs while flying a kite with a key attached to it during a thunderstorm. Man that would be HOT.

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sexy naked guy in white tube socks banging me = HOT

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Ygrene That brings about an interesting idea. I would like to bang my wife while wearing a Benjamin Franklin outfit (tall white socks, weird buckle shoes, knickers, puffy shirt & vest) and one of those white wigs while flying a kite with a key attached to it during a thunderstorm. Man that would be HOT.

This is kinda hot actually. Your wife would have to dress up too though. Imagine the reward of doing her after struggling to get under her petticoat??! Teeheehee!

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Originally posted by jennypie This is kinda hot actually. Your wife would have to dress up too though. Imagine the reward of doing her after struggling to get under her petticoat??! Teeheehee!

WHILE flying a kite! Oh man. brb.

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Originally posted by Ygrene WHILE flying a kite! Oh man. brb.

LOL, yes...the kite is key.

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Originally posted by Slylee sexy naked guy in white tube socks banging me = HOT

my chick hates it when i got socks on

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i feel uncomfortable naked with socks on

The only time I got turned on by a gurl in lingerie involved scissors.

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