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Originally posted by Frenchie Pfffffft, WHATEVER OK! I could do it. bahhh

prove me wrong darling. prove me wrong.

I mean, shessh!
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All I have to do is give up marriage and anything to do with sex, devote myself to the big guy himself, and no Ygrene I don't mean Santa clause, and I am set.

















































Ok ya.. LOL. I wouldn't make it past a month.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Ok ya.. LOL. I wouldn't make it past a month.

fuck that. i say 3 days tops.

edit: and that's only if it's the beginning of the week. friday = forget about it.

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Originally posted by Frenchie All I have to do is give up... anything to do with sex... ... I wouldn't make it past a month.

A month? Christ, points for you. I wouldn't last a week.

i couldn't go past like... 32 hours without some type of sin.

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Originally posted by Aristronica fuck that. i say 3 days tops. edit: and that's only if it's the beginning of the week. friday = forget about it.

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Originally posted by idoru A month? Christ, points for you. I wouldn't last a week.

I have Will.

& I don't mean tubularbills you wise asses.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I have Will. & I don't mean tubularbills you wise asses.

The thought wouldn't have crossed my mind if you didn't capitalize it.

And I wasn't originally going to post this, but...

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Originally posted by Frenchie I have Will. & I don't mean tubularbills you wise asses.

way to cover that. you knew it'd come if you hadn't.

oops. cap hax.

the original bible has it's pages stuck together at the part of the wild gang bang Jesus and his disciples were having with mary magdalene. That shit was porn site worthy.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers the original bible has it's pages stuck together at the part of the wild gang bang Jesus and his disciples were having with mary magdalene. That shit was porn site worthy.

...it's been done. i'd link but you know the mod stance on this nowadays.

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Originally posted by idoru A month? Christ, points for you. I wouldn't last a week.

Well, I don't think the bible says anything about female masturbation. However, I do recall there being some passages denoting males' "spilling of seed" being a sin against Gahd.

So yeah, there is probably a reason why she would last longer at being a nun than you would. Also, though you have lovely eyes, I am not sure you would pass many of the prerequisites.

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