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Originally posted by EvilTree I really hate that. Just because I'm nice sometimes doesn't mean you can tread all over me. (I'll fucking throat punch you once you're just using me)

Exactly. Throat/fist punches, taking someone down from the neck is always good. Just because I'm not blantantly a walking jackass doesn't mean I can be stepped on.

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Originally posted by Endlesswave Exactly. Throat/fist punches, taking someone down from the neck is always good. Just because I'm not blantantly a walking jackass doesn't mean I can be stepped on.

Problem with nice guys is 90% of them are stepped on, and some don't know it, and some know it, and are just too nice to do anything about it.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Problem with nice guys is 90% of them are stepped on, and some don't know it, and some know it, and are just too nice to do anything about it.

That's not being nice.

That's just being weak.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

35 Things Pornos Would Have You Believe


1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. Every guy has a penis as big as Orsm's.
32. All women are completely bald.
33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then fucked in a moving van.
34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.
35. Any other girl is a MILF.

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Originally posted by EvilTree That's not being nice. That's just being weak.

bingo

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Originally posted by Kytracid 35 Things Pornos Would Have You Believe

Now THAT was amusing...

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker Now THAT was amusing...

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Originally posted by Kytracid 35 Things Pornos Would Have You Believe

fuck that was funny

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Originally posted by Kytracid 35 Things Pornos Would Have You Believe

HA!

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Problem with nice guys is 90% of them are stepped on, and some don't know it, and some know it, and are just too nice to do anything about it.

Really, isn't being "nice" just a missguided attempt (one that doesn't work very well at that)to get sex. No better then doing other things to manipulate the situation. Except, it doesn't help the "nice guy" at all

Not saying be a complete prick either but most "niceness"(such a filler word isn't it) is unnecessary ass kissing to get some. It attracts the using type too. Just be cool