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Originally posted by Caela

OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCKIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak 1.when she stuffs 4 packs of ping pong balls up her cooter and then attempts to shoot at beer cans strategically placed around her.An accurate shooter is marriage material. 2.A sally struthers is when the girl opens her mouth so wide she stuffs your nuts and dong in her mouth at once.(like the fat bitch that does those save african kids spots.)If your girl can't do this you can practice her jaw muscles by jamming your fist in your mouth daily for a month. 3.Rusty Trombone is when she licks the shit of tip of your dick.Its a Louisina Rusty Trombone if she hums when the saint come marching in.

no seriously, dont get laid, you are way too funnier while on celibate

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

Once he releases that load....it's all gone.

Dunno

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Originally posted by Vlad Stare at girls asses with a tilted head... as if were some curious/confused dog? Is there some sort of perspective from a side view that you dont get with a normal wide angle? I do it too sometimes, but I dont get where this habit came from.

rofl @ thread

I did this just yesterday! But, you gotta admit that having the word "PINK" plastered on the back, makes it impossible not see.

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Originally posted by Ivand no seriously, dont get laid, you are way too funnier while on celibate

you have less than a month left of money.
the monster load is comming soon.
poor girl.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Once he releases that load....it's all gone.

that load is gonna break her in half

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i swear i havent jerked off either...its going to choke her and im going to prison for manchowderslaughter.

I've even started getting hard ons for no reason like when i was 13
woot woot.

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Originally posted by Vlad lol. Ever been with a whorey russian chick? Fuck that, ever get drunk with several of them? Its a show all unto itself.

omg when i lived in sacramento (single largest concentration of russians in the us) i cant tell you how many parties where this happened. fucking made the party that much better.

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Originally posted by Vlad Most of these russian broads are wild in the sack, this one must have been the odd one out. Im just gonna stick to the whorish looking ones, they seem like they know what they are doing... and all the russian girls love it in the ass.

haha sooo true. most are fucking closet freaks.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel omg when i lived in sacramento (single largest concentration of russians in the us)

When was that?

And here I thought Brighton Beach was mini-USSR