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Originally posted by spiflicated Ahhhh! You misunderstood me. I was merely laughing at the situation that usually whatever I have to say makes a woman stop wanting to think about sex with anyone ever again. See above posts for a case in point.

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Originally posted by igottaknow If only she was Canadian, she would appreciate a good hip check.

i lol'ed


also yeah...i'm with most everyone else.

you're doing it wrong

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Originally posted by igottaknow When I was having sex in missionary position she complained my hip bone was digging into hers. I'm on the thin side (5'10"@140) but I'm no slylee Is my technique wrong? Is the guy supposed to hover above or support his weight with his arms?

Try having her put her legs around your back, butt0x, or legs while you're doin her. That way her thigh fat is pushed up and becomes sort of a buffer between the two boney hips.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLINi dont need to complain to friends because in reality im rarely surrounded by morons.

But you like morons, right? Otherwise you wouldn't be posting in this thread, no?

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Originally posted by Theresa HEY! I said your POST made me horny... not YOU

/angry feminist

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Originally posted by igottaknow /horny feminist not getting laid

Fixed.

My big fat peepee doesn't allow me to get that close.


*kung-fu punches the air*


Yeah!

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Originally posted by Theresa HEY! I said your POST made me horny... not YOU

lol!



on another note for this thread in general: wait now...

i like other positiions, but for some reason missionary really turns me on. especially with your arms pinned

why the hate on missionary??????? (aside from it being too common)

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 lol! on another note for this thread in general: wait now... i like other positiions, but for some reason missionary really turns me on. especially with your arms pinned why the hate on missionary??????? (aside from it being too common)

cause its just the standard position, we dont like the standard anything. Wed much rather try out the wheelbarrow, or barnum butthaX. those are different and exciting.

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Originally posted by lücid there are plenty of positions that put the female in the "working" position... and if you stay in any one position for too long, someone is bound to get sore somewhere. more variety = more fun = more pleasure

honestly, there's nothing better than being flipped around

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 lol! on another note for this thread in general: wait now... i like other positiions, but for some reason missionary really turns me on. especially with your arms pinned why the hate on missionary??????? (aside from it being too common)

standard missionary was not designed with women in mind
it was designed for men to bust a but and make some babies
i am, however, talking abuot straight up missionary though, with no legs up or anything, just woman laying flat on her back
missionary ftl, but some positions with the woman on her back FTW

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Originally posted by dj_bas You're a fucking idiot.

what.. i like it that way ... i dont see anything wrong with that... i mean ur gonna hit some chica that u met @ a party.. and ur fuckign wasted.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

to be perfectly honest, my ex was pretty thin (6'4 170 lbs) and when we had sex in missionary and he would cum, he'd just collapse on me and lay there and his hips would dig into my thighs. i felt bad disturbing him cuz i know he liked to just lay there and catch his breath when he finished but after like a minute i'd be like, "owowow my thighs, get off me"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone