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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike It's pretty much all in the title. You start to bash one out and just before the point of climax you call out for someone like your mum or dad to come up to your room - From this point on the mission is to 'finish' before he/she clambers the stairs and into your room! *Missions Impossible Music*

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I see!! I thought it was going to be like that time in fifth grade where I suddenly became aroused at my desk and quietly pounded one out through my pants pocket right in the middle of a "School House Rocks" video.

Still, neat

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i prefer the "abe lincoln" where an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then gets adorned with a top hat.

if i was able to be a guy for one day, the first thing i would do is jerk off so i can find out how it feels


question (even though i doubt you guys will admit it) but have you guys done that penis tuck when you look lke a woman? rofl. for some reason i feel that ALL males have done this looking in the mirror

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by RJT I see!! I thought it was going to be like that time in fifth grade where I suddenly became aroused at my desk and quietly pounded one out through my pants pocket right in the middle of a "School House Rocks" video. Still, neat

Same concept

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 ion (even though i doubt you guys will admit it) but have you guys done that penis tuck when you look lke a woman? rofl. for some reason i feel that ALL males have done this looking in the mirror

It's even funnier if you do it right after you shave teh pubes

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I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!



*runs out of the room*

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! *runs out of the room*

*jizzes all over your face instead*


Hey, its what you wanted!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Slylee I HATE SWALLOWING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! *runs out of the room*

*perform's bas' 'order in the court' maneuver*

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Originally posted by kadomony *perform's bas' 'order in the court' maneuver*

"My name is Judge!"

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"Hear ye, hear ye!"

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

i'd rather swallow than have to see it string out of my mouth onto something all goopy like

pps just wait til the day you get snowballed, then who's gonna be laughing?

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The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

How about adopting a baby voice and gong "Okay _______, here comes the airplane in for landing! Open the hangar! Ready?"

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.