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Originally posted by Lilith One night two fur seals go to a club.

Help. Don't get it.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel why do black people only have nightmares? because the last one that had a dream got shot!

That was so wrong, but a good one.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Help. Don't get it. That was so wrong, but a good one.

seal clubbing is a common practice, or so we're led to believe, I put it ot my canadian sis-in-law to be that it's just slang for masturbation "im going to club the seal darling" 'oh ok, see you later, bring dinner'

A neutron walks into the bar. Immediately the bartender gets him the most expensive drink. The neutron asks how much it costs, and the bartender says, "For you, no charge."

what do u tell a woman with two black eyes?














nothing. you already told her twice.

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"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music." - Vladimir Nabokov

Three spermatozoids talking:
First one says: Imma be a girl!
Second: Imma be a boy!
Third one: Sorry guys, nothing doing, we're in mouth.

|i8b4uUnderground| d-_-b
|BonyNoMore| how u make that inverted b?
|BonyNoMore| wait
|BonyNoMore| never mind

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Originally posted by bananas |i8b4uUnderground| d-_-b |BonyNoMore| how u make that inverted b? |BonyNoMore| wait |BonyNoMore| never mind

best bash quote of all time:

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

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2 guys riding a tandem bicycle, one of them has a banana up his ear

- dude, you've got a banana up your ear !

- I can't hear you, cause I've got a banana up my ear !

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insignificant cor member alliance

Ok, this one is extremely lame.


Two tomatoes are crossing the street.

Tomato A: *gets squelched by a car*

Tomato B: 'Come on, ketchup, let's get going!'

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"All revolutions are the sheerest fantasies until they happen; then they become historical inevitabilities."

why couldnt helen keller drive?


because she was a woman

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Get Killed.
Get Noticed.
Keine Schoenheit Ohne Gefahr

What's worse then 10 dead babies in a garbage can?








1 dead baby in ten garbage cans..

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