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| quote: | Originally posted by stren
The nuns here have a window for babies
toasty!
I laughed |
Yeah... my mom tried to drop me off in one of those when I was a wee little baby, 884 weeks old. If it wasn't for my giant gut, the outside door would have closed and inside door would open, where vicious claws of killer nuns were already clawing in anticipation to tear and feast on my flesh and drink my beer-diluted blood. Luckily my giant beer belly stuck out and dear old 'ma couldn't shut the hatch fast enough.
I escaped to the nearest pub, where I asked for assylum and where I live til this day. The nuns can't go in there and I know that if I ever leave the pub, they will snatch me and have their wicked way with me and eat me thereafter. I JUST KNOW IT!!!!!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
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| quote: | | No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true. |
--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
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