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Originally posted by jennypie Hey man, if you're lucky you'll be that old someday too.

i dont plan to live that long, theres nothing useful to do over 80 years old

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Originally posted by Ivand i dont plan to live that long, theres nothing useful to do over 80 years old

You'd be surprised. There ARE certain freedoms that come with being retired, granted you are still mostly healthy and independent at that age.

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Originally posted by jennypie Last week in clinical I catheterized a patient for my first time. It was a female, and it was hard as hell. Why? I'll tell you why... Because her genitals were practically unrecognizable. I seriously could barely tell what I was looking at. I knew what I was supposed to be looking for, but everything was so mangled and out of place that I couldn't tell what was what. No joke. Ladies, take advantage of all the time you have with your youthful vaginas while you can...cause the future is NOT pretty.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

fuk that

i'll be spending my tax returns in the future for surgery!

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WTF was she doing that mangled her vagine?

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Originally posted by FallingMoon WTF was she doing that mangled her vagine?

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Just what happens with aging. My mentor said that was pretty much normal for a woman her age.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Thing is with aging, everything down there migrates and atrophies. The skin loses it's turgor and fat, etc....

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Originally posted by jennypie

shiiiit that is gross.

Kegal exercises everyday lol jk
But I'd get reconstructive surgery if I were her...that's really gross.

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Originally posted by FallingMoon WTF was she doing that mangled her vagine?

the fuck kinda avatar is that?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by FallingMoon shiiiit that is gross. Kegal exercises everyday lol jk But I'd get reconstructive surgery if I were her...that's really gross.

LOL, well it's not the vaginal canal I'm talking about. It's pretty much everything on the outside. Don't forget that I'm also talking about an 87 year old woman here.

And it's gonna happen to you too. It's gonna happen to all of us.

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Originally posted by Slylee the fuck kinda avatar is that?

a weird one.

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who the hell needs a hot vagina when you're 87? i hope i stop having sex long before that.

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Originally posted by jennypie And it's gonna happen to you too. It's gonna happen to all of us.

Not me!

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Originally posted by FallingMoon shiiiit that is gross. Kegal exercises everyday lol jk But I'd get reconstructive surgery if I were her...that's really gross.

like the bitch who got reconstuctive along with her boyfriend on DR 90210!

I think his balls were too droopy and hers was saggy

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