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Originally posted by kiev_42 An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband. "Let's try the reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man goes at it with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i heard viagra only makes it so that a guy can bang for like 10 hours straight, but not cum.

you can cum...heck you can cum and kep going. The big difference with the blue pill is that when you hold back cumming when you are near it takes alot longer to build up again.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak you can cum...heck you can cum and kep going. The big difference with the blue pill is that when you hold back cumming when you are near it takes alot longer to build up again.

oh.

cool.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Women can fake an orgasm.

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Men can fake whole marriage.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh. cool.

haha

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Originally posted by jennypie There's more to sex than climaxing.

woman!

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Originally posted by kiev_42 An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband. "Let's try the reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man goes at it with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

I had to bump this because the other night the bf and I were going at it, with me on top. I got the job done so quickly that when I dismounted I said, "See? Now THAT'S how you wave a towel!" LOL, I totally said it without thinking....bf had no idea what I was talking about.

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Originally posted by jennypie I had to bump this because the other night the bf and I were going at it, with me on top. I got the job done so quickly that when I dismounted I said, "See? Now THAT'S how you wave a towel!" LOL, I totally said it without thinking....bf had no idea what I was talking about.

LOL

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Originally posted by jennypie I had to bump this because the other night the bf and I were going at it, with me on top. I got the job done so quickly that when I dismounted I said, "See? Now THAT'S how you wave a towel!" LOL, I totally said it without thinking....bf had no idea what I was talking about.

i don't get it you hired a young man to have sex with your bf?

k.

i hate it when woman fake orgasms.

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