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lol

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Originally posted by ASFSE lol wtf?

go right now and rent "training day" then reread my post

Junior year of high school. Home made bong with a hose and a 2 liter in my buddy's garage with about 7 other friends...fucking insane.

I didnt feel it at first...I took a few obnoxiously huge rips and then walked back inside and didnt really notice a change. So then I walk into my buddy's parents bedroom where there was another bathroom (someone was using his hallway one) to take a piss...turn the light one...and BAM! the high hit me so hard I literally started yelling "WHERE AM I!!!!"...2 of my other buddies whom were also virgin smokers walk in and are like "WHATS WRONG DUDE, SHOULD WE CALL THE POLICE!?", it took us about 10 minutes for each of us to calm down and realize what was going on. We were all dying laughing the entire time.

The funniest early-smoker-days experience I had was my 3rd time smoking...behind my work while working. I work at a video store, chilled out atmosphere, and the job isnt too demanding. That being said, it still requires social interaction, which is something thats quite impossible when your relentlessly stoned. I smoke with another worker friend of mine whos shift had just ended (so of course he was the one that tossed the idea in the first place), and then...wow. I was so high, I kept forgetting that I was awake, and kept talking to myself out loud. Seeing as how I work at a video store, as I was walking down the aisles back toward the front after we were done tokin, I would walk past the cover of...say, The Matrix, and be like "THAT SHIT WAS INSANE"...with nobody standing next to me or even near me.

I then went into our little office thats behind our front counter, and I say to my 2 co-workers, "guys, this was a huge mistake, I'm sleeping". So, I slept. Thats right, I slept, at work, on my manager's desk, while he wasnt there. No manager was on duty at the time, so my 2 other workers (who were friends of mine too) were like "ya know, its probably for the best, the retard will probably miscount his change every time or something"...so I'm sleeping for about 2 hours, and then I'm woken up by my co-worker...he has a Hungry Howies pizza in his hand, paid for by my boss since he felt bad that we all had to work the night before the 4th of July.

So, that means, I got paid to get stoned, sleep, and then eat free food. I love my job.

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first time, eh summer after 9th grade methinks.

at my aunts house we smoked by the lake. learned to appreciate sifl and ollie and kids in the hall in strange and mysterious ways. and snack...|

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

11th grade, ya I was a late bloomer compared to my friends. I always said I wasn't going to smoke. This kid started hanging out with my group of friends, I think he was a year older than us, but in the same grade. He was one of those permafried kids who always looks and talks stoned. Anywho, one night my firend calls me and says there is a party at this house close to his, so I go over to his house and he tells me that the new kid that started hanging out with us broke into his neigbors house and a bunch of my friends were already over there. Ya, that's fucked up, but we partied there anyway. So I decide to smoke and my intro to smoking was a couple bong hits and a grav bong which knocked me the fuck out.

I was 15. I didnt feel shit, but i pigged out.

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15, gravity bong on the golf course behind my house...nothin special

Grade 8, smoked myself retarded and never looked back.

when i was in the 9th grade i smoked out 2 7th grade lesbo's

1 accomplishment at a time.

I was a complete straight edge as far as 'drugs' and alcohol was concerned but at age 19 my cherry was popped.

Where: San Juan, puerto rico in the backseat of a friend's pathfinder while driving around.

When: During summer vacation after frosh year of college.

How: 4 person Bong hitter

Effect: I was stoned for HOURS and laughing at EVERYTHING.

i was pretty ri-goddamn-diculous

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Sometime in high school. I smoked it out of an apple with a friend then played StarCraft for 6 hours.

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