Tyrone is gonna get cozy with him soon!

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Originally posted by Masonious Well during your court martial just tell the judge that if I *were* into that kind of stuff it would be 10 times more hardcore than that weak ass shit. Then put one foot on the table and rest your arm on it flipping the peace sign and say, "'just how I roll dawg" Judge: This courtroom is adjourned. Christopher - This court finds you guilty - of being insanely rad!! *rips off gown to reveal muscle pants and a tank top and starts rocking out* Everyone in the courtroom starts dancing as the security guards wheel in alcohol. Chris wakes up suddenly - as the dream fades he finds himself once again in his dank, dark prison cell - a tear streams down his face. No but seriously you'll be fine, our court system is perfect and if I recall correctly no one has ever been wrongly convicted so you're golden .

Oh man thanks for that i loled hard.

The thing with the UCMJ is your guilty untill proven innocent, makes things a bit more complicated.

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Originally posted by wizniz i think hes in jail

lol i was sleeping.


Well of to work...im getting smashed tonight after work

Everyone around me is cracking pedo jokes. We were talking about orders and a barracks order is you cant have anyone under the age of 18 in the barracks. Talking about they changed that or whatever. Then they are like yeah im gonna bring me a 15 year old in there, yeah fuck it. No wait thats this guy and points to me. HAHAHA thats hiiiiiilarious im going to get a pedo bear costume

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are they calling you Private Pedo?

ummm....are you SERIOUS?


i think if they hear your explanation, you should be fine. i doubt they will throw you in jail for that, good lord (at least i hope not).


good luck with everything!

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery How the fuck can anyone find that child porn? This is quite ridiculous.

i don't know the rules of the military but in the corporate world you can get in trouble putting anything up that could be seen as offensive. most likely you'd get a warning first and if you didn't comply or had a history then you could get fired.

i just think you've gotten used to the cor where you can do almost anything with impunity. online doesn't = real life

good thing I've never gone on TA at work.

well....technically speaking, since there was a red flag or whatever, they had reason to search that specific computer. so they were , technically speaking, doing their job.

it is kinda sucky that it was THAT picture that is getting you trouble.

on the other hand, I feel like an ass saying this, but....you kinda should have known better than to look at TA on a gov't computer that can be traced back to you specifically. And really, I tell our airmen the same thing when they're browsing around on random sites at work. you never know what's going to pop up and if there's a flag or something, you're kinda fucked.

I do hope this blows over, and you just get an LOC or whatever and take this whole catastrophy as a lesson learned.

When i was @ ISU, living in the dorms, we had 3 people busted on child porn (real charges, not this crap) because even the university had their computers on their .edu server or whatever.

ultimately, if you are on any kind of institutional grounds or like a .edu or .mil server (or whatever it's called) you are obligated to have your stuff searched.