Originally posted by jupiterone
my ex is pretty horny right now. she wants to cyber, kinda freaking me out. what do i do?
wtf is cyber
dude pick her up or something...e-sex is whack, you're touching yourself to screen text
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May-05-2007 02:45
jupiterone
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
quote:
Originally posted by FallingMoon
wtf is cyber
dude pick her up or something...e-sex is whack, you're touching yourself to screen text
well this is her first time contacting me since about 4 months...
lets just say i hate her with a passion
she wanted me to pick her up, she lives about 10 minutes away...but I told her im playing battlefield 2.
May-05-2007 02:47
Marc Summers
I must behave
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: New York, USA
i haven't seen my gf in a week and a half
she lives a few houses away
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May-05-2007 02:49
bas
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
well this is her first time contacting me since about 4 months...
lets just say i hate her with a passion
she wanted me to pick her up, she lives about 10 minutes away...but I told her im playing battlefield 2.
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May-05-2007 02:51
jupiterone
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
convos pretty great
May-05-2007 02:52
bas
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
What's she saying?
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May-05-2007 02:53
FallingMoon
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Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
well this is her first time contacting me since about 4 months...
lets just say i hate her with a passion
she wanted me to pick her up, she lives about 10 minutes away...but I told her im playing battlefield 2.
lol dude
just pick her up...stick it in her p00per & be like "I'm done you can leave now"
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May-05-2007 02:55
jupiterone
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
quote:
Originally posted by bas
What's she saying?
anna: we can have fun
anna: kewlziez ya
me: are you on drugs?
anna: no?
me: well you're acting like kind of an idiot
anna: wtf did i do?
anna: jesus
me: you started acting like an idiot. then you msg'd me. and then booted me out of fucking battlefield while I was flying my fucking jet. and i hit the water.
me: wtf were you thinking?
anna: WOW ITS A FUCKN GAME.
thats a little bit
May-05-2007 02:57
bas
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
anna: we can have fun
anna: kewlziez ya
me: are you on drugs?
anna: no?
me: well you're acting like kind of an idiot
anna: wtf did i do?
anna: jesus
me: you started acting like an idiot. then you msg'd me. and then booted me out of fucking battlefield while I was flying my fucking jet. and i hit the water.
me: wtf were you thinking?
anna: WOW ITS A FUCKN GAME.
thats a little bit
DUDE You win at life.
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May-05-2007 02:58
jupiterone
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
anna: IM MORE IMPORTANT IM HORNY.
me: what the fuck is that my problem?
me: and what the fuck makes you think i care?
me: and why are you informing me?
anna: becuz???? do u wanna do something or what?
anna: cm0nnnnn
me: i cant leave no man behind. i cant leave my squad in the streets of karkland. im a medic, don't you fucking know anything?
me: i dont really care about you. SoRrz, tayhay.
anna: wtf?
me: OMGZ LYKE WHATDAFACK!!!
anna: .......
me: ok
me: ya bye, commanders calling me to duty.