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Originally posted by Lira Hehe, it's all good - I'm 2 years late (took me a while to decide what the hell I wanted from life, heh ).

lol, it took me 5 years to graduate college.

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Originally posted by tubularbills i don't have little kids running around (which, atm , is kinda nice). but then too, i see some people's kids, and i think, "damn, i almost kinda wish i had one".

That's the trap you see

Other people's kids are pretty cool. Why? Because you get to give them back at the end of the day.

So yeah....Get a dog, or two, some cats, whatever...

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Originally posted by Sushipunk That's the trap you see Other people's kids are pretty cool. Why? Because you get to give them back at the end of the day. So yeah....Get a dog, or two, some cats, whatever...

i think it's the idea tho, that the kid would be my own....making? if that makes sense. i'm really curious as to what my kids are going to look like. if they'd take after me, or her, more.

having kids kinda sounds neat too because you get to teach them to hate/like the same things you do! j/k lol

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Originally posted by tubularbills i think it's the idea tho, that the kid would be my own....making? if that makes sense. i'm really curious as to what my kids are going to look like. if they'd take after me, or her, more. having kids kinda sounds neat too because you get to teach them to hate/like the same things you do! j/k lol

Until they're teenagers.

Then you gotta worry.

I mean, what if you let lumped with an emo kid? Or worse?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Until they're teenagers. Then you gotta worry. I mean, what if you let lumped with an emo kid? Or worse?

bitch-slap them back into reality?

lol Maddox

Kids are horrible... my sister had 3 of them so that excuses me from the need to perpetuate the species.

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Originally posted by tubularbills bitch-slap them back into reality?

That emo kid is just gonna cry man

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Originally posted by Lilith lol Maddox Kids are horrible... my sister had 3 of them so that excuses me from the need to perpetuate the species.

The one-two shut-the-hell-up. This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings.

that's fucking hysterical

haha

The 2 x 4 / PVC pipe. If you do your job as a parent, this should never have to be administered. This is for heavy duty jobs only (ie. any time your kid comes home and begins a sentence with "she might be pregnant..." or "I can _____ if I want to..." where the blank can be any of the following: smoke, have sex, experiment with drugs, watch Oprah, etc). Usually the threat of this beating is enough to keep your kid from screwing up

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Originally posted by Lilith lol Maddox

That's so fucking funny I don't even know what to say.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk The glass is half full dammit!

Fuck that shit.

The glass is twice as big as it should be.

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Ya believe it or not, turning 16 is better than turning 18. I don't get why people get so hoped up about 18, when it really...isn't anything special at all It's actually shit. p.s: happy birthday, enjoy being not 18+ while you can

Pft, 18 is the only birthday I've looked forward to since I was 10 or so (and probably the last one I'll actually ever look forward to). So much stuff you can't do underage (fake ID's aside).

I can't imagine myself having kids before 30, not sure what you guys are on about :| Stable job + stable relationship + getting sick of going out and having fun = maybe then kids. I'm not going to sacrifice my youth, fun and free time for a bunch of dirty, whining, screaming little kids.