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geez, it's really not that hard to approach women.
one example---
You: *walk up*
You: "what are you drinking?"
She: *response, thinking you're gonna buy her a drink*
You: "haha that's a pussy drink. what, you dont wanna get drunk and embarass yourself in front of your friends here?"
She: *shocked look on face*
You: "hey listen, i'm gonna go (dance, talk to my friends, etc)"
You: *start walking away*
You: *turn around*
You: "oh, do you have email?"
She: "teehee yea"
You: "write it down."
She: *starts writing*
You: "Put down your number too, and your name, which I didn't get."
She: "I don't give out my number to people I just met."
You: "IT'S OK, I HAD REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST"
She: "CANDY FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST?!"
YOU: "NO, LOLZ GODDAMN REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL YOU CRACKWHORE!"
don't you people know anything? 
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