MEMORABLE EPISODE QUOTES!
CB = Cutthroat Bitch (one of his ex potential hirees that he fired!)
House: (to Wilson on dating CB) You don't like strong. You don't like assertive. You like needy. (pause) She's not dying, is she?
House: (On CB) I thought you were scared of her.
Kutner: I am. But she has legs that go all the way up to Canada.
House: This isn't just about sex! You like her personality! You like that she's conniving, that she has no regard for consequences, that she can humiliate someone if it serve...oh my god. You're sleeping with me!
!!! ^^ best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Foreman: People who have a problem with boxes are the people who don't fit in them.
13: You've been working with House too long.
Foreman: No need to call names.
House: (to Taub) You drank the Manischewitz flavored kool-aid.
Cuddy: (To Wilson, on CB) Aren't you afraid she'll take you back to her lair, hang you upside down and deposit her eggs in your body cavity?
House: (sarcastically) Nice work, Chase.
Chase: Why do you need me?
House: Because me saying "Nice work, Chase" is pointless if you're not in the room.
House: Solve this case and the job is yours.
CB: Is there a 'drop Wilson' clause attached to this offer?
House: The standard contract, all the employees sign it.
CB: Why do you have to believe I have an ulterior motive?
House: For the same reason I believe crack whores can have sex for crack.
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH fucking GOLD QUOTE OF THE EPISODE!!
House: You do it both ways, right?
13: Wha?
House: The ultrasound...you do it standing up and lying down, right? What else would I mean? (Winks) (winking imply he knows she's bisexual!!)
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