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Domesticated
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Registered: Feb 2007
Location:

Two pedophiles are walking down the street, and they see an eight year old walking past.

One says "Shit! She would have been a looker in her prime!"

What did one pedophile say to the other?

"I'll trade you two fives for a ten."

What's the best bit about fucking a one year old?

Hearing the pelvis snap.

Here ends my involvement in this thread. I feel dirty.

Can you buy holy water online?

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Jun-19-2007 11:30

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Slylee
love lockdown

Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL

quote:
Originally posted by aquila
Why did men invent the shopping trolley?
To teach women to stand on their hind legs

Why do women wear white at weddings?
Kitchen appliances are always white.

Why can't blondes water-ski?
When they get their crotch wet they have to lie down

fail

fail

and...

fail.

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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Jun-19-2007 14:29

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DJ_Eternal
Senior tranceaddict

Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Warrington, England

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog

What's the best bit about fucking a one year old?

Hearing the pelvis snap.

That one really was a sick one. Made me quivver

Jun-19-2007 14:43 United Kingdom

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Ivand
look under my location

Registered: Aug 2005
Location:

How do you fit 40 jews on a VW Beetle?
In the ashtray

Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time

How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.

If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

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Jun-19-2007 14:43 Czech Republic

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DJ_Eternal
Senior tranceaddict

Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Warrington, England

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
fail

fail

and...

fail.

Indeed. Like your avatar Jamie, you definetly got that 'Joker' thing going on. Just gotta apply the lipstick, dye your hair orange and your good to go

Jun-19-2007 14:45 United Kingdom

pvdAngel
Lavenderism...

Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Inside My Mind

*leaves*

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noikeee
dubstep convert

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: lost and wandering looking for directions.

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name

i have a retarded sense of humour, rofled at that

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Jun-19-2007 16:46 Portugal

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RapidFire
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Registered: Feb 2005
Location: toronto

the baby jokes are seriously messed up

Jun-19-2007 16:55 Serbia

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wizniz
operator

Registered: Feb 2005
Location: terror wagon

how does hellen keller masturbate?

she plays w/ herself with one hand and moans with the other.

yea.

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Simon
tranceaddict

Registered: Jul 2003
Location:

There once was a young girl called Maddie,
she had such an irresponsible daddy,
snatched from her bed,
she is probably dead,
raped by a Portuguese baddy.

Jun-19-2007 17:51

tyos
tranceaddict

Registered: Nov 2006
Location:

this thread is hilarious! no to politically correct jokes

Jun-19-2007 18:48 Congo-Democratic Peoples Republic

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ChemEnhanced
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
WTF

u are all going to hell

ahahahahah

We are already there

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Jun-19-2007 19:54 Canada