if my bf liked his salad tossed, i would totally do it, but i dunno....it's a lot cooler if he doesn't. lol


don't get me wrong, i am the last person who thinks a guy is "gay" if he likes his asshole played with, but it's just a personal preference for me. i'd rather he not want me going down there, but fuck if i was really into a guy and he really liked it, i'd go down there and "set up camp" as eternal said

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie Because it doesn't do anything. It's a waste of time, imo.

+1

Of the women I've been with, none of them have ever thought that stimulating at all.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak just once damn hes trained woman good job. im such a horrible bf i wont have sex with them if they dont do it. yes eating in the backyards kicks the lamas ass

What?? Are you serious?? That's a pretty intimate and risky thing to do with just any broad...oh but then again, yeah your track record speaks for itself.

*points at Jay's crotch and laughs*

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Originally posted by Slylee if my bf liked his salad tossed, i would totally do it, but i dunno....it's a lot cooler if he doesn't. lol don't get me wrong, i am the last person who thinks a guy is "gay" if he likes his asshole played with, but it's just a personal preference for me. i'd rather he not want me going down there, but fuck if i was really into a guy and he really liked it, i'd go down there and "set up camp" as eternal said

getting a rusty trombone is better than sex..fuck if its clean its no worse than kissing on the mouth...i fatrted in azias mouth once haha.

i dont do it to any broad...just most

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Originally posted by jennypie Been there done that. Moved on. I mean it's fun, but not at all what gets me off.

i think for me, it's the tease that it's not full penetration. just a tiny bit. that's why i prefer one finger when finger banging, rather than try to shove 2 or more in there.

it feels better with just one. that's just me though.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee are u kidding me? bend over and put ur ass in his face and make him stick his tongue in and out of your actual pussy for a couple of minutes. you'll likey

Sounds like someone enjoys my techniques... glad theres one person here that knows where Im comin from.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i fatrted in azias mouth once haha.

LMFAO

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak getting a rusty trombone is better than sex..fuck if its clean its no worse than kissing on the mouth...i fatrted in azias mouth once haha. i dont do it to any broad...just most

ROFL, I fuckin love you...

dontcallme

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i fatrted in azias mouth once haha.

Ahahaha!



Ahhhh I want to post that vid of the chicks farting in each other's faces, but I'm sure I'd get suspended, lol.

dude i wouldnt make roadtrips to see a chick every weekend if she didnt play shitza momma

all i wanna know is....













WHO'S GONNA TOSS MY SALAD TONIGHT?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone