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Originally posted by UWM Yes you do. Don't lie Sly.

the only way i would ever do that is if i ended up dating a guy who really enjoyed farting and encouraged me to. hahaha

i've known couples like that before. like, "hey honey...*FART* HAHAHAHAH"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee the only way i would ever do that is if i ended up dating a guy who really enjoyed farting and encouraged me to. hahaha i've known couples like that before. like, "hey honey...*FART* HAHAHAHAH"

uh





so like









fuck I can't FOCUS!



give me a minute

That's just what happens when you've been with someone for along time. You're really taking it to the next level when you leave turds in the toilet.

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Originally posted by jennypie That's just what happens when you've been with someone for along time. You're really taking it to the next level when you leave turds in the toilet.

Good God Almighty

I hate visitors leaving turds in my toilet. Especially the ones that hide under the 'U' and then float to the top.

Disgusting.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee

If I ever meet you you're not gonna fart in front of me are ya?

lol i think i can manage that

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

hhahaha I let 'em rip all the time. My bf calls them "silent and deadly" you don't know when they're coming, but when it happens... RUN!

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Originally posted by squirrelly hhahaha I let 'em rip all the time. My bf calls them "silent and deadly" you don't know when they're coming, but when it happens... RUN!

SBDs

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Originally posted by DarkAngel SBDs

haha we've been together so long we're THAT comfortable. we do "drive by farts" lmao

It's a fart, we all do it. Get over it if you don't like it. You think we like it when guys let out the nastiest smells out of their ass?
*wafting*