Chambord
Vodka
Dr. Pepper

Mix and serve in martini glass, we call it the Techno-Tonic.

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1 part vodka
2 parts semen

this is what i drink before i work out.

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Originally posted by beats and beeps 1 part vodka 2 parts semen this is what i drink before i work out.

i think thats called a Russian Protein Shake

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

the ALL-NITE-(Freak)-Special

2 parts vodka
1 part rum
2 drops lime
3 rohypnol
1 shot sprite

it's got him where he is today

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Originally posted by Clovis i think thats called a Russian Protein Shake

i think personally its best if you gently stir it with a rod rather than shaking it.

this way the semen retains its magical consistency and forms beautiful marbled designs in the vodka.

I hear it's best with Vanilla Vodka.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Ian the ALL-NITE-(Freak)-Special 2 parts vodka 1 part rum 2 drops lime 3 rohypnol 1 shot sprite it's got him where he is today

this should be pretty accurate then:

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Soundcloud
MixCrate

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Originally posted by beats and beeps i think personally its best if you gently stir it with a rod rather than shaking it. this way the semen retains its magical consistency and forms beautiful marbled designs in the vodka.

you seem to speak with a lot of experience

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations you seem to speak with a lot of experience

that or a good imagination.

if you dont like to drink your own semen, you can give it to your girlfriend, and have her mix you up some menstrual fluid with vodka.

or if shes not bleeding, you can ask her to cut herself (or you can cut her if shes cool with that) and let a few drops of blood into the vodka, blood is as intimate as semen.

The Silencer

Fill a rocks glass with equal parts 151 and Jager

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Originally posted by XaNaX The Silencer Fill a rocks glass with equal parts 151 and Jager

That sounds pretty god damn awesome.

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