Apparently you needed both the bolding and the enlarging of letters to understand wtf I was talking about.

And there's always a way to spin lighting a pen0r on fire into self defense. And if not, you'd be queen of all the lesbians in jail. Everyone would be your bitch.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I've broken a few noses. I can fight, I mean I'm not a fighter until you really do something drastic to me. I say getting hit is drastic. YA I should just walk away but my temper would flare, sad but true.

i'm not talking about being the bigger person, nah, fuck that. i'm saying it's not a great idea for your own personal safety. like, if a guy would hit you once because you said something, i'm pretty sure he'd want to throw the kitchen sink at you for swinging at him.

in conclusion, if you must, kicking him in the balls is a better idea.

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Originally posted by squirrelly And there's always a way to spin lighting a pen0r on fire into self defense. And if not, you'd be queen of all the lesbians in jail. Everyone would be your bitch.

ok, PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME how you will convince someone in court that a naked man sitting down was a physical threat to you were lighting his penis on fire was self defense. was he attempting to cockslap you while you were holding a blowtorch?

i mean, biting his dick off? i can see how you'd explain it.
ripping his balls off? i can see that too.

however, lighting his dick on fire puts certain things in certain places where i don't think it'd be that easy to get off (haha, pun)

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Originally posted by squirrelly Apparently you needed both the bolding and the enlarging of letters to understand wtf I was talking about. And there's always a way to spin lighting a pen0r on fire into self defense. And if not, you'd be queen of all the lesbians in jail. Everyone would be your bitch.

lol, right eh? No really, it's not self defense here, even if you have a black eye. They would take his ashed up cawk over your poor bruised eye.

Think you lot are taking this way too seriously, it's a bit of black humour (no pun intended...) you can't help but giggle, wince a little and go, "ah heck that's just damn nasty"
Like this wanker

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Originally posted by Igaryok It depends, would you think less of us if we laughed after somebody burned your tits off?

Last edited by Lilith on Aug-24-2007 at 05:05

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp easy tiger. dont use statistics to justify lighting someones meatstick on fire.... we have no idea what their living situation was. while i am not downplaying the prevalence and significance of sexual assault and spousal abuse, i just dont think its fair to use a statistic to justify something. its like blaming a child molester if your kid comes home 15 minutes late from school. the flaming penor was kind of funny........... reminds me of john wayne bobbit and lorena.....

Bah, my mention of abuse to women had no intention of trying to justify burning someones man danglies.

Burning the man danglies ain't cool mang.

Beating a lady ain't cool either.

spending all of his money>burning his penis.

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i think that only chicks who've been wronged by guys would find this amusing.

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange i think that every chick has been wronged by guys at some point and finds this amusing.

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Originally posted by Lilith Think you lot are taking this way too seriously, it's a bit of black humour (no pun intended...) you can't help but giggle, wince a little and go, "ah heck that's just damn nasty" Like this wanker

i dont like your reverse quoting

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