I once dreamed I fucked an ex. What I didn't know was that she was pregnant. So in the middle of things she gets out of bed and looks scared. Then the fetus drops to the floor with the umbilical cord still attached. I fucked her so hard she got an abortion. Makes sense in an anatomical way of course.

Jesus christ monkey balls.

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i think if you have the friend on your mind for some reason or another then it's more prone to happen. was the friend hot? no harm done right?

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Originally posted by Cloudburst I once dreamed I fucked an ex. What I didn't know was that she was pregnant. So in the middle of things she gets out of bed and looks scared. Then the fetus drops to the floor with the umbilical cord still attached. I fucked her so hard she got an abortion. Makes sense in an anatomical way of course. Jesus christ monkey balls.

ok now that's just fucked up.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue ok now that's just fucked up.

+1

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue i think if you have the friend on your mind for some reason or another then it's more prone to happen. was the friend hot? no harm done right?

Yeah I'm not confused about the meaning of the dream or why I had it...dunno why you guys are getting that impression.

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Originally posted by jennypie Yeah I'm not confused about the meaning of the dream or why I had it...dunno why you guys are getting that impression.

You're confusing.

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Originally posted by chach You're confusing.

How? Show me where I said I was asking for advice/clarity about my dream.

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Originally posted by jennypie Yeah I'm not confused about the meaning of the dream or why I had it...dunno why you guys are getting that impression.

what's there to discuss then?

OP: "yeah, it's weird."
Us: "yup."
OP: "and that's the end of my story."

1. you were horny

2. you had a memory about a friend


3. your dream combines that shiat so before ya know it your doing your friend.



this usually happens if I am reminded of an old friend, or hang out with someone I haven't in a long time.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 1. you were horny 2. you had a memory about a friend 3. your dream combines that shiat so before ya know it your doing your friend. this usually happens if I am reminded of an old friend, or hang out with someone I haven't in a long time.

wanna hang out?

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue what's there to discuss then?

Sex dreams about your friends, dummy.

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Originally posted by jennypie Sex dreams about your friends, dummy.

oh yeah.


so yeah, they're a lot of fun. unless your friend is ugly. then it's kinda weird.



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