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| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
I like it!
Best one I heard from a kid was when I was on a bus...
"Mum where is god?"
"He's in heaven son."
*pause*
"How did he die?"
Wee guy was smart, well smart enough there was no god, but prob still believed in Santa. |
lol. i've just seen the worst mother/child combination on the bus ever. he was about 4/5 and she was in her 40s I'd say, grumpy looking bint who didn't like that I dared stand in the queue behind her. she kept knocking this poor lad about & grabbing him by his ear, then she wondered why he was misbehaving. If I was Julian from the chasers, i'd issue her a ticket for being a "breeding wanker"
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